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....Because I got High

mdmantpa

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*I did a search and didn't find this thread already made surprisingly, hopefully it belongs in DC.

Ok it's pretty simple folks, just fill in the blank. Similar to Afroman's popular song. Also if you want to replace "because I got high" with a similar but more specific response like "because I smoked crack" feel free as well

I______because I got high.

Ok, I'll start off....

I was going to go to court, but then I got high.
 
I was going to lead a productive life and not get into trouble with the law by getting a DWI for my own damn prescriptions for Norco and Xanax, but then I got high.
 
I put my baby in a microwave...because I got high


...oh wait nevermind that's what they told me in DARE

I now know better now...because I got high
 
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i managed to fuck up the last year of my life while leading a reckless life, but then realized that i needed to slow down and stay organized...because i got high.
 
I was gonna make love to you, but then i got high
I was gonna eat your pussy too, but then i got higgghh 8)

Original, no?
 
I was gonna make love to you, but then i got high
I was gonna eat your pussy too, but then i got higgghh 8)

Original, no?

.....Now I'm jacking off and I know why! (Why man?), because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiiigggghhhh!=D
 
i was never going to snort norcos off a toilet seat but then i got hizzle fo shizzle8o ............ewwwwww!!!
 
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