....Because I got High

[mdmantpa]

*I did a search and didn't find this thread already made surprisingly, hopefully it belongs in DC.

Ok it's pretty simple folks, just fill in the blank. Similar to Afroman's popular song. Also if you want to replace "because I got high" with a similar but more specific response like "because I smoked crack" feel free as well

I______because I got high.

Ok, I'll start off....

I was going to go to court, but then I got high.

 

[PharmTech09]

I was going to lead a productive life and not get into trouble with the law by getting a DWI for my own damn prescriptions for Norco and Xanax, but then I got high.

 

[Georgie25]

I was gonna get high, but then i got high

 

[lunchbox08]

I was going to write something clever and witty here, but then i got high

 

[Social Suicide]

I was gonna masturbate thinking about a mexican, but then I got high.

 

[Shambles]

I suddenly understood and accepted life in all it's intricate splendour and beauty... because I got high.

 

[mdmantpa]

I put my baby in a microwave...because I got high


...oh wait nevermind that's what they told me in DARE

I now know better now...because I got high

 

[Swift Serenity]

i was gonna murder my girlfriend but then i changed my mind.. because i got high

 

[hamonz]

I put my baby in a microwave...because I got high


...oh wait nevermind that's what they told me in DARE

I know know better now...because I got high

Haha thats the truth :D

 

[-Guido-]

Going to off self. Got high.

 

[The Chemist]

i managed to fuck up the last year of my life while leading a reckless life, but then realized that i needed to slow down and stay organized...because i got high.

 

[Cornishman]

I was gonna do something productive but then I got high.....

 

[yo_bot]

i was going to save money but then i got high

 

[mdmantpa]

I was going to fuck your mom, but then I got high

 

[cj]

I wasnt gonna share a needle but then I got high

 

[mrs_mia_wallace]

I was gonna detox but then I got high

(everyday)

 

[Link_S]

I was gonna make love to you, but then i got high
I was gonna eat your pussy too, but then i got higgghh 8)

Original, no?

 

[Sentimental]

I was going to get pissed because of lack of drugs, but then I got high.

 

[mdmantpa]

I was gonna make love to you, but then i got high
I was gonna eat your pussy too, but then i got higgghh 8)

Original, no?

.....Now I'm jacking off and I know why! (Why man?), because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiiigggghhhh!

 

[socalrollin]

i was never going to snort norcos off a toilet seat but then i got hizzle fo shizzle ............ewwwwww!!!