BDD Social/Information Booth v16 - Beautiful Dashing Druggies

[aveoturbo]

I lost "it" for not being smutty enough. I wasn't smutty enough because I was shaving my gooch and was distracted. Shave it for a cleaner salad of course

 

[Tripman]

Why would you shave your gooch?

Chicks love using those hairs as dental floss man.

FFS

 

[effie]

Haha. Thanks for clearing that up :D

edit: no we don't

 

[Tripman]

You don't??

WTF is wrong with you?

I love it when a girl has a nice hairy gooch to floss with

 

[aveoturbo]

Finally, at my pc. Phone was being way too slow.

Dental floss you say? Did we just find your next "get rich quick" scheme? I shall be watching for your infomercials trip

Forgot my gooch ointment tho, now its all itchy.

 

[Tripman]

I'll go all sham-wow on that shit.

 

[effie]

You don't??

WTF is wrong with you?

I love it when a girl has a nice hairy gooch to floss with

Hehe. Good luck finding one then :D

Aveo, get some moisturiser on that stat! You don't want ingrowing hairs...

 

[Tripman]

I'm kinda actually scared now of the thought of a girl with a hairy gooch... That shit has gotta be pretty nasty...

 

[aveoturbo]

I think I will use nair next time. Maybe on my legs too so I can wear short shorts.

Trip, dont you think a girl without proper tooth care would be worse? Kill 2 birds with one stone.
Step 1: shave their pussies/gooches
Step 2: make into floss
Step 3: ?
Step 4: profit

 

[Tripman]

Step three would be to fuck them senseless.

Uh... why the fuck do you need shaved legs to wear short shorts.

And let it be noted... NAIR IS SHIT.

 

[NeighborhoodThreat]

Sometimes I wish BL had an Aussie - English - American translator program.

That one could turn on and off at their leisure.

 

[effie]

Do not let Nair anywhere near your delicate areas, aveo. You WILL regret it, haha..

How about wax? Back, sack and crack is pretty popular these days amongst discerning gentlemen..

edit: NT, which bit are you struggling with? :D

 

[aveoturbo]

So I can show off my lovely man thighs of course

I bet you could get high off nair, like you can with vajjy cream in Romania.

 

[Tommyboy]

Last time I was at the Doctor, she asked if I waxed my sac haha. Last 3 times I have been "checked out" at the Doctors, it has been by all females. I Doctor and 2 NPs. I'm liking the way the healthcare system is going.

 

[NeighborhoodThreat]

Nothing really, just the subject matter is changing too rapidly...I think...maybe I'm just crashing.

Oh wait, I am crashing...

 

[effie]

Last time I was at the Doctor, she asked if I waxed my sac haha. Last 3 times I have been "checked out" at the Doctors, it has been by all females. I Doctor and 2 NPs. I'm liking the way the healthcare system is going.

Haha. 2/3 of medical students in this country are female now...

Nothing really, just the subject matter is changing too rapidly...I think...maybe I'm just crashing.

Oh wait, I am crashing...

Aww. Time for bed and some rest? Actually, is bed time for me too I think... I'll leave the boys to discuss manscaping amongst themselves

 

[aveoturbo]

Aw c'mon NT, hang tight, you dont need a translator

This thread needs moar vagina.

 

[NeighborhoodThreat]

Oh, I won't be going to bed that fast....

 

[effie]

You boys need to work on attracting more ladies to the thread. Yet again I am the only one it seems

Ninight BDD

 

[Steps]

(I was referring to ANY neurotoxicity)

I feel like a box of potential, and being stuck in my location in this city is just the duct tape around the box