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BDD Social/Info Booth v4.0 --- Fresh Out The Loony Bin

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No, while I find proper unpolitically(that took me fuxkin ages to spell) correct jokes funny the other thousannd people browsing this thread might not :)
 
Horse walks into the bar.
Barman says "Why the long face?".





















And the horse says "I have AIDS".
 
There are 11 kinds of people in this world.
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
 
A priest a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the barman says, what the fuck is this some sort of joke?


Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a pint of heineken, barman says, sorry we dont serve food.

Pity I dont have ye sittin around, I've been known to crack out shite jokes for hours on end =D
 
What's the difference between jam and peanut butter?
I can't peanut butter my cock up your arse.
 
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