Most shameful thing you have ever done.
Come on up to my confession box and spill forth those "haunting" secrets that have been making you feel guilty over the past few years. That's right, I will not judge, for I am a perverted Priest that gets "hard" on such private filth. I am all ears to what you have to confess to, tell me of your most shameful moments... for I am about to reveal to you, my most lowest of the low:-
My most shameful experience, was when I was 18 and had first obtained my P plates. Loaded up my car with a bunch of irresponsible mates, along with black-market firecrackers, not to mention a "skinfull" of booze and weed (yes, yes... retarded, I know.)
We drove around the Red-Light districts of Melbourne (if you live in Melbourne, you'll know the place), throwing miny home-made "stint-bombs" (not very explosive, but will almost convince one they are in danger at time of explosion) at corner street hookers.
Shit, the stuff was hilarious at the time. But, after getting pulled over by the cops doing "laps" of well-known Hooker-areas in Melbourne, it sure as hell wasn't funny. (apparantly it's illegal to turn left in a certain street, at a certain time.), luckily they didn't breathilise me (please note:- I no longer drink and drive, my foolish ignorant-filled days of youth are over) and fortunately they saw the funnier side of what we were doing. But, they told us if we were to turn left once more, they will charge the driver (me) for suspected "Guttercrawling" (slang for intentions of picking up illegal street hookers). We used to call this "Window-Shopping". I must say though... funniest sight of the whole night, was... sometimes you would randomly see a guy just appear out of the bushes (probably her "runner"... or bodyguard/boyfriend) almost losing the skin off of his neck, due to fright.
I didn't feel it at the time, but... now, I feel like a complete, selfish arsehole for doing this shit and if I were to come into contact into the same person as I was then, now. I would more than likely give me a good "Gangsta-slap", because that it what I deserved at the time.
Ok, so... what is your most shameful thing you have done?