Attending a Nudist Colony This Weekend...

[augustaB]

He should try frying the sausages on the barbie, his erection will quickly disappear ....

 

[djep]

I have learnt that it's a good idea not to take drugs that cause erection problems while attending a nudist beach, or at least have viagra on ones person....

I occasionally get the odd boner or close to it on our local free beach, they go away as quick as they come. Last time I went I had a stray ekkie on me so decided to drop it thinking hard dick not generally required on the beach anyway. But whatever can happen will happen. Soon after a mate and his wife anchor in the bay in their 50' Riviera along with a few friends and I have no Viagra for the forthcoming pinger dick! I was pretty much left to licking and watching for that on board orgy!

Note to self - never think a day at the nudist beach wont require a stiffy.

 

[Biovail]

I FOUND THE ANSWER

Tell him to spend the day before the trip masturbating ALL DAY. He should ejaculate no less than 20 times. There's no way he'll get an erection the next day.

 

[Mariposa]

Yes at least where I have been. There are some nude beaches. Mostly gay which I like better.
Nudity in the US is treated a bit different here. Besides, with the obesity epidemic here it is probably a good thing.

This is true on all accounts. If I were intending to look at attractive naked people, a nude beach would not be first on my list. There are two "clothing optional" beaches near where I live. When I went, there were very few people, most were in their, well, senior citizen years/I]. I couldn't believe some of the things I saw dangling. No one had a boner.

I thought about visiting a nudist resort (camping) somewhat near me but decided against it when I saw photos on their website that kinda made me shudder. Not pornographic, but not whom I'd want to see naked!

The cuckoldry thing is a separate issue, as nudists/naturists don't consider nudity to necessarily be sexual. If there is a sex/swingers club in your area, I'd suggest heading there.

Have fun regardless? And be prepared to see some interesting things, lol.

 

[TheLostBoys]

I was in Greece on a nude beach with my dad back when I was 19........I should say, not everyone was naked, just some but even with some hot sexy women going topless, I didnt get an erection........maybe because the thought of my dad laying next to me & my cousin while we were catching some sun might have been the reason. I remember a family of 4 came & sat to the right of us, a man, his wife & 2 children & when they were done setting everything up, she went topless.............she was good looking too but I just laid back down & started sunbathing.

Gotta love the European beaches............

 

[alasdairm]

*ahem*

So my friend is attending a nudist colony this weekend with his wife. He would like some advice...


1. How does he keep an impending massive erection at bay?

maybe you're he's not ready for a nudist colony if simply seeing a naked woman (or women) in that context is causing you him such a 'problem' (for want of a better word).

Why is his previously prudish wife so excited about going to "bare it all" to total strangers?

only she knows the answer to that question. perhaps you he should ask her?

alasdair

 

[morpher001]

I could be way off but when I think of a nudist colony, I see in my minds eye a whole bunch of wrinkly middle aged people sitting in deck chairs. I wouldn't be too concerned about getting a massive erection.

Secondly, I would possibly be more concerned about, what if someone else gets a massive erection. Do you really want to risk spending your weekend in the presence of massive, wrinkly erections?

 

[sunair]

erections at the nude beach

I go to clothing optional beaches frequently. Very seldom do you see erections; I have had a couple of them myself and both time the ladies said they enjoyed seeing it .After a while it became limp again . Both times I was totally nude and the women were in scant bikinis.