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Attending a Nudist Colony This Weekend...

Whipped Dream

Whipped Dream

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*ahem*

So my friend is attending a nudist colony this weekend with his wife. He would like some advice...


1. How does he keep an impending massive erection at bay?


and


2. Why is his previously prudish wife so excited about going to "bare it all" to total strangers?



Only serious responses please (if that's even remotely possible). =D
 
I am guessing if he sees something that is gonna give him a massive erection.. one would only have to look elsewhere and see something totally not attractive..

Possibly she wants to see how he reacts or she is excited to be somewhere where everyone is naked and so wouldn't have to be shy? I am guessing there are few attractive people there..... idk for sure though?
 
Is he actually worried about getting an erection just from seeing a naked girl? I don't think that would be too much of a problem in a non-sexual setting.
 
ChronicHD said:
Is he actually worried about getting an erection just from seeing a naked girl? I don't think that would be too much of a problem in a non-sexual setting.
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Shouldn't that be the other way around? ....Shouldn't be too much of a problem in a sexual setting, but a very large problem in a non-sexual setting...


He would also like to add that he finds it arousing for others to look upon his fully naked wife, and that there may be some underlying cuckold fetish that he is dealing with.

Sounds like he's fucked huh?
 
I think he needs, like, the opposite of Viagra!
I guess he should just keep thinking of unattractive things. I'm sure there will be someone ugly there ... so look at him/her?!? Lol. Or look at guys if he is 100% straight! That might work!
As for why she's cool with it ... maybe because it is in a non sexual environment.
 
as far as the erection part goes, a shitload of coke and/or a shitload of booze consumed prior could do the trick... provided he isn't the driver, of course :p
 
"Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!"
 
gsx2ts4u said:
I am guessing if he sees something that is gonna give him a massive erection.. one would only have to look elsewhere and see something totally not attractive..

Possibly she wants to see how he reacts or she is excited to be somewhere where everyone is naked and so wouldn't have to be shy? I am guessing there are few attractive people there..... idk for sure though?
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llama112 said:
I think he needs, like, the opposite of Viagra!
I guess he should just keep thinking of unattractive things. I'm sure there will be someone ugly there ... so look at him/her?!? Lol. Or look at guys if he is 100% straight! That might work!
As for why she's cool with it ... maybe because it is in a non sexual environment.
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Women really have no idea about erections do they? :\

After the initial titillation I'd expect old coot's todger will find it's safe zone. If not he will be ask to take it somewhere quiet by the locals. Unless you are talking about a swingers scene, true nudists tend to look down on public displays of erection. It is not totally unexpected but most gentlemen will cover up when the beast is stirred. Rookie mistake I'd call it. Unfortunately it takes more than looking at a naked man or thinking of Oprah naked to quell most stirrings, just as it takes most mature men more than a bit of stray boob to get one.

I didn't say boners made sense did I?
 
A fine trick is to TOTALLY immerse yourself in other thought. I actually just try and do complicated maths sums or say the alphabet backwards as accurately and fast as possible. The key is not thinking "I'm doing this to rid my humiliating boner" but instead fully immersing yourself in these new, tricky thoughts and before you know you'll be softer than an alcoholic grandad.
 
hello!
ive been to some nudist beaches before and have had the same questions, so heres my experience with it:
- erections might come up (tehee), but dont let them bother you, they will go away just as fast and most people dont notice or dont care, unless you deliberatly sustain one (as in, begin wanking one off as others walk by). nudists are people too and generally more in tune with their bodies, so they know erections happen and its not something you can control. relax, enjoy the sensations, go for a swim and all will be well. in any case, you can always cover up a bit just till it drops.
- first time i went nudie with the gf she was all excited too, but not because she got to see other naked people, more like we could be naked together, or that we could share the feeling os swimming free together. even more important for her was that she would get a complete tan, and surprisingly wasnt that bothered by much else.

in the end, a nice swim and keeping oneself preocupied might just do the trick, and after a while it will be all normal.

enjoy
 
Who has been to a nudist resort?

I have gone topless on beaches in Europe and it felt very natural.
I would like to go on a nude vacation.
 
Hey mate

First of all, you WON’T be the only one there sporting wood. It even happens to the most experienced naturalists, NO ONE there will have a problem with it. Generally it is polite to excuse yourself from close conversation unless you know the people you are talking to. Also if it is your first time you will receive an "information pack" that will basically give you the polite guidelines. The first time I went to one I was 18, so needless to say I was pretty well "up" the whole time. I only had one comment and it was an older (about 35ish) lady giving me some advice (increase physical activity, swim, picture yourself clothed for a few minutes, "take care of yourself" or have our partner do it for you) etc. They are great fun and a real way to get out of your comfort zone. Remember, the reason you are there is to enjoy yourself. Oh and also, just because it is a nudist resort doesn’t mean you have to be naked the whole time. Chuck some Speedos or shorts on till you are comfortable

As for the wife, there could be 1000's of reasons for her wanting to attend, my guess would be that maybe she just wants to put herself out of her comfort zone and try something a little different, people change and grow, and sometimes want to just do something they see as being a little crazy... More power to her..

Oh and by "you" I mean "your friend :P"

EDIT: "take care of yourself" or have our partner do it for you - ONLY IN YOUR ROOM lol, in public that would not be looked at kindly :P
 
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Is that unheard of in America or something?
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Yes at least where I have been. There are some nude beaches. Mostly gay which I like better.
Nudity in the US is treated a bit different here. Besides, with the obesity epidemic here it is probably a good thing.
 
Perpetual Indulgence said:
Yes at least where I have been. There are some nude beaches. Mostly gay which I like better.
Nudity in the US is treated a bit different here. Besides, with the obesity epidemic here it is probably a good thing.
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Yah mon.

I would love to go to a nudist beach. I don't actually think the UK has any... My only experience was in Gran Canaria, riding a camel in the middle of nowhereville and suddenly a man no younger than 70 popped up over the hill and planted his deck chair and umbrella to catch some rays as me and 20 other unwitting children were exposed to what this guy had to offer, which wasn't much.

But I think it's a great idea and i'll see you all there soon.
 
Whipped Dream said:
*ahem*

So my friend is attending a nudist colony this weekend with his wife. He would like some advice...


1. How does he keep an impending massive erection at bay?


and


2. Why is his previously prudish wife so excited about going to "bare it all" to total strangers?



Only serious responses please (if that's even remotely possible). =D
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as a gay who worked in an airport and had to search attractive men, you just become desensitised really quick, also there is a limit to how many boners you can sustain before becoming bored. if in doubt think of the smell of burning tar (bitumen) or burning hair/neumatic drill in concrete. visualise these images or smell them in your imagination.

once or twice i have had unwanted boners but i have always cancelled them by tapping into my disgust reflex via visualisation/other senses
 
Naked does not automatically = erotic !

If your going to a nudist 'beach/camp/hotel' simply as cheap thrill then you should probably stay away for the issues that you mention. Once your comfortable being naked around other naked people then getting a boner isn't (that) much of a problem. Of course if you see a 'drop dead' gorgeous body beside you and your mind wonders then .... Its nothing though and honestly nothing that you should worry about! I've stayed in a hotel where clothing was 'optional' and a lot of the guests simply went naked.

I simply did not / would not try and pretend I was anything but aroused /turned on by what I saw. I do think that set / setting plays a part though - I could not comfortably sit with a throbbing hard cock on a public beach as easily as I could do in a small hotel / private area / motel etc.
 
Whipped Dream said:
*ahem*

So my friend is attending a nudist colony this weekend with his wife. He would like some advice...


1. How does he keep an impending massive erection at bay?


and


2. Why is his previously prudish wife so excited about going to "bare it all" to total strangers?



Only serious responses please (if that's even remotely possible). =D
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i don't know how he'd keep his massive erection at bay. if you see nude women it would be hard not to get a massive erection. i think his wife wants to let herself go and explore different things in a sexual way. she seems to be releasing her inner most thoughts.
 
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