LiLCv2
Bluelighter
Sticking my huge rod into a girls butt, then plowing it down her throat while I watch her gag then throw up on my dick covered in her feces.
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Are you into anything 'freaky'?
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jsnake
Greenlighter
Yeahhhhh, cream brulee forevz, it's gotta be the natural instinct part man. Cleanup's a bitch though.
I got another one, although it's kind of out there. I'm kind of obsessed with ears. Like, not in a weird way, but you know, when I'm looking around at the talent at a club or what not and I stop on a cutie, I tend to focus on their ears more than anything. I'm not one to settle for average looking ears neither, I mean who the fuck wants to look at 90% of the crowd whenever they're plowing and full getting into it, they finish moaning their prayer to the Indian god Ganesh and look at their partner lovingly, then realize how fucking boring and unadorned their head looks with everyday ears?? Dude, I got a major thing for the elf ears, as pointy and majestic as they get. I think it really adds a touch of sharpness to someone's otherwise plain features. In all honesty, I got a thing for that Legolas cunt out of Lord of the Rings. That cunt knows what the fuck he's doing with that bow. Like, fuck, when he takes down that big ass elephant thing by sticking the cunt with a shot to the head, I swear to God, uh Ganesh I fuckin creamed myself on the spot. He's basically a chick anyway, I knew he was gay the second I saw the trailer, fuck what the Internet says. Who else would let themselves be seen on the big screen with hair like that? Man, if that cunt got stretchers it'd be the end for me, I'd be seeking him out and ripping those fucking things straight out. I'd fucking smash that shit dude, like really, he'd probably be needing a 50mm stretcher and an eardrum transplant by the time I'm through with him. I don't care if he cleans it out, fuck if he gets ear boogers and wax all over my dick I'd probably rub my bald nutsack in appreciation of my good luck and massage it in all over my genitals. And never shower again.
NEVER AGAIN.
oh yeh, fetuses are pretty sweet too. Only if I cast a heathen spell with a Wigi board on it first though and get possessed by an evil spirit while I got my dick in its unformed earhole though. And you thought fapping and hanging yourself was a blast.
I got another one, although it's kind of out there. I'm kind of obsessed with ears. Like, not in a weird way, but you know, when I'm looking around at the talent at a club or what not and I stop on a cutie, I tend to focus on their ears more than anything. I'm not one to settle for average looking ears neither, I mean who the fuck wants to look at 90% of the crowd whenever they're plowing and full getting into it, they finish moaning their prayer to the Indian god Ganesh and look at their partner lovingly, then realize how fucking boring and unadorned their head looks with everyday ears?? Dude, I got a major thing for the elf ears, as pointy and majestic as they get. I think it really adds a touch of sharpness to someone's otherwise plain features. In all honesty, I got a thing for that Legolas cunt out of Lord of the Rings. That cunt knows what the fuck he's doing with that bow. Like, fuck, when he takes down that big ass elephant thing by sticking the cunt with a shot to the head, I swear to God, uh Ganesh I fuckin creamed myself on the spot. He's basically a chick anyway, I knew he was gay the second I saw the trailer, fuck what the Internet says. Who else would let themselves be seen on the big screen with hair like that? Man, if that cunt got stretchers it'd be the end for me, I'd be seeking him out and ripping those fucking things straight out. I'd fucking smash that shit dude, like really, he'd probably be needing a 50mm stretcher and an eardrum transplant by the time I'm through with him. I don't care if he cleans it out, fuck if he gets ear boogers and wax all over my dick I'd probably rub my bald nutsack in appreciation of my good luck and massage it in all over my genitals. And never shower again.
NEVER AGAIN.
oh yeh, fetuses are pretty sweet too. Only if I cast a heathen spell with a Wigi board on it first though and get possessed by an evil spirit while I got my dick in its unformed earhole though. And you thought fapping and hanging yourself was a blast.
littlepenguin
Bluelighter
^5
I honestly sat here for 10 minutes wondering what the fuck a 'wigi' board was, and then finally realized you meant 'ouija,' lmfao
I don't have ear lobes...well, I have ear lobes, but they are not hangy like most people's, they're attached to my head. Does that make your dick stiff?
jsnake
Greenlighter
Yeah I was gonna change that but I couldn't think of anything dirty enough to put as an edit reason hahaha.
Omfg you have ears??? We have so much in common! Let's hang out yeah??
For some reason wen I do coke I love to put on my girls thigh highs and have her pound my ass like a bitch! Oh and last time she made me put the n a pair for free her high heels and omg, wut a difference. Not gay at all but can't understand why coke makes me such a wierdo! I oh and the pukeing thing is really hot too, wish she would make me puke on her. Once tryed to make her give me a golden shower but nether one of us could actually do it stage fright I guess, but just writing that gets me hard! Lol this thread is awesome, keep it Goin!!
jsnake
Greenlighter
Dude, too far, way too far... if you think puking is hot I just did it now, in my mouth. Appreciated. What's a golden shower by the way? Is it having a shower and a solarium session at the same time?
SM0K3Y
Bluelighter
golden shower is pissing on each other, I assume that was sarcastic?
littlepenguin
Bluelighter
prove it
jsnake
Greenlighter
I have boundaries dude.
jsnake
Greenlighter
Bumpin' uglies is such a crude way to describe the beautiful act of making love. For fuck sake it feels like you're pissing rainbows, show some damn appreciation.
littlepenguin
Bluelighter
genitals are ugly, man.
Folley
Bluelighter
Im sure we all agree that gingers are freaky, so yeah I guess
jsnake
Greenlighter
Man, I'd kill for a lady like that. She's gotta be into some freaky shit if she made mouth whoopy with a wolf. On second thought...
justinsayno
Greenlighter
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I want to be used as a footstool....have a girl just rest her feet on me while she watches TV and basically ignores me.
Not sure why.
Also having my knob sucked by a girl who's having a wee...although i imagine thats fairly common. Also like licking a girl's pussy while she's still sat on the toilet having just had a wee.
No interest in poo btw...but periods have never been off-putting for me in anyway
Not sure why.
Also having my knob sucked by a girl who's having a wee...although i imagine thats fairly common. Also like licking a girl's pussy while she's still sat on the toilet having just had a wee.
No interest in poo btw...but periods have never been off-putting for me in anyway
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