LOL, I just plug my last 40mgs. Luckily tomorrow I have a new script, and more luckily I will be doing a break. I can feel a little, but not the way I like it - being able to go back in time.
Quick note to those who prefer to consume their medication with the toothless one. I don't feel today like explaining why, just take it with your jacksy:
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---I found it's better to moisturize the dock with saliva, not olive oil or any creams.
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---You need to stuck it at least 4-5 inches deep, or 10-13 centimeters for European rosebuds (we all know what you're doing there in Europe! ;-) )
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---They say use as little water as possible. I say they're wrong. I know more about anus than anus itself (or your dad's dick). Use a simple rule based on milligrams: 5mg/10ml; 10mg/10ml; 20mg/15ml; 30mg/15ml; >40mg/20ml. Don't exceed 25ml. It takes longer for the bowel to suck in the juices. But, if you can hold it, I don't see any reason why you couldn't. I occasionally go as much as 50ml, but only when I know I, 1) don't have a diarrhea, 2) haven't eaten crappy food in a while, 3) want to make Mr. Sphincter's workout session, aka A-90-nuXs.
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---If you always have the fake shits after plugging, blast it deeper.
(The rest of this dickagraph is for people who like to high five) If you think it's impossible, because the syringe isn't long enough, then, 1) you're dumber than your ass, 2) you've never been in a retailer of home improvement and construction products and services store, Home Depot for short. Unless you're from Europe, then you have way to many stores too choose from and that reference will differ for each country. In America (the real one where all the bitches are, not the poor one on the south side of the globe), there is Home Depot and there is Lowe's. Simple, see? Doers go to Home Depot, non-doers go to Lowe's. I'm not American, but men I love this country. Fat people everywhere, makes me feel like a super hero. Big cities have actually more hot chicks than in Europe. Success rate with women is about 90%, if you are a confident person, because most men in the US are insecure one-slap taxpayers. But, you read this, so you're not one. High five! Get your hand away bitch and high five your stupid face! Faggot. OK, and last, 3) you should read some literature on, "how to improve my cognitive skills to not be an idiot without the imagination" and similar topics.
And btw. Stop smelling your fingers after you plug. It's gross! Wash the hole, buy wet wipes, keep it sanitized. Your anus will love you back if you will give it more attention. Possibly even give him or her a name, like
O'Brien, or
O-B Vent Kornobi, or if you're more the Dark Side type of a person, maybe something like
Darth Hole or
Darth Rectious.
Cheers fuckers. Much love.