When Thales was leaving his house to look at the stars he fell into a ditch; while he was bewailing the fact an old woman remarked to him: "You, O Thales, cannot see what is at your feet and you expect to see what is in the heavens?
You would think that it would have been said that the b*tsch just would have not wanted to be involved in any extramarital stuff already
and then move on already with it all. But noooo. It's more titillating that way.