Ive always thought UFO fanatics are completely crazy with their alien propaganda and need to get outside more.. (maybe less

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until one night, i was with a couple of my friends sitting in my back yard and we were very high indeed on LSD,
it was about 1AM when i got up to take a whizz against the fence, i was mindlessly looking up into the sky (as you do)
when literally out of nowhere... from absolute pitch black a fireball erupted in the sky, like an explosion,
i was in absolute fucking awe, i could not believe what i was seeing, it hung in the sky for a couple of seconds before it started falling through the sky (I COULD HEAR IT - thats what was so crazy, not only could i see it.. i could hear it whooshing through the sky) until it fell down out of sight,
i turned around to my friends with my bottom jaw hanging down at my knees and one of them was facing the same way as me and he'd seen it..
we were speechless and the 3rd friend who missed it thought we were just tripping..
but this was wayy too real this was no trip.. the only logical conclusion we could come to was that it was a mid-air plane collision so we were up all night reminiscing until the first bit of news came on in the morning, no word..
every day id check the news and the internet to see if there was anything to explain this phenomenon,
i didn't tell many people because obviously id sound completely insane, but what i saw could not be explained by anyone
months later id forgotten about it (not totally it just wasn't occupying my every thought anymore) when one of my friends showed me a Facebook status that somebody had posted a few months earlier that read "did anybody else see that ball of fire headed towards ******??"
(***** - is the area where i live)
i was so excited by it i jumped on Facebook straight away and sent him a message asking what he was talking about..
it soon became apparent that what id seen was one of those paper Chinese lanterns with a candle inside it catch fire mid flight, and fall back down again..
it was fairly disappointing but it solved that mystery once and for all and i can happily go back to thinking UFO fanatics are bat shit crazy

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