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annoying sayings from non-drug users

China Rider said:
You're high.
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I have a funny anecdote about that one. Back when I was taking risperidone for a psychotic break that happened about 5 months earlier, I reported problems to my psychiatrist (which later turned out to stem from the medication itself and NOT from the psychosis), who recommended I check myself in to a mental hospital to get examined. I ended up staying there for about 3 weeks.

While I was there I was urine tested 5 times, because the staff there was convinced I was high, even though I had been clean for at least 4 months. My parents started getting suspicious too, presumably after the staff told them about it. After a while I got sick of it, stormed into the doctor's office, and asked them why they were being so suspicious.

Apparently my pupils look really dilated (they always have, since I was born) and they had found suspicious pills in my room which were actually L-tryptophan.
 
Me: i'm so faded
Him: you must be trippin balls!

Him (same kid, different day): "This teacher got busted for snorting heroin in class. She was probably seeing things and talking about them to the kids and sayin all sorts of weird shit"

This is a kid who tells people he does heroin >.>
 
purple_cloud said:
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Oh, and those people who take oxy and other opiates recreationally but almost disowned me for giving heroin a try. A friend actually told me he'd give me all the oxy he could find if I promised to never touch heroin again (I don't use opiates really, very few and far between, just don't care for them much except when in extreme pain). I tried to explain it's the same drug, and whenever this occurs the oxy user just doesn't believe me. I've heard other people make comments on those who take oxy that "well it's fine because it's not heroin." Just UGH at all the misinformation out there.
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That shit really anoys me. My friends and his girl friend were giveing me so much shit for wanting to try heroin when they have no place to talk. They would regulary use and had addictions to coke, oxy, benzos, alcohol ect. They would always complement me on how amazing my self control is with drugs is; but because it is heroin I will some how magicly get addicted even though I didn't to any of the other highy addictive drugs I use.
 
"i just ate like whole bag of weed and im really stoned" some kid at school told me that once, and i was like did you cook it or something? answer: "no man i just chewed it up and imm fucking blitz off it."
that occurrence made me chuckle all day.
 
My dads when I admited I smoke a cig a while ago:
-Did you like it?
-Yes
-Then you're addicted
I didn't even know how to begin to laugh/defend myself/educate him :P
 
"If it's illegal and you're doing it then you're a bad person."

It's such a similar mentality to underage drinking. It's funny, because a lot of people who condemn me for drinking underage did the same thing when they were my age...the only difference was, it was legal for them. Now what the fuck? Is it like some magical alcohol fairy comes to visit me at midnight of my 21st, and suddenly it's perfectly fine for me to drink because I'll be responsible 100% of the time? I can understand the rationale behind the underage rule in the US, kind of. But the law isn't going to prevent anyone from doing stuff. As I said, it's not like the alcohol fairy comes to visit me on my 21st and sprinkles magic It's Okay To Drink Now dust...
 
I was on the train recently with some friends, and one of them was talking about one of his new roommates in his house.

Paraphrase:
"We came back later [at night] and they were all passed out. We found out later it was because they did x. [nods and smiles smugly]"

To imply that all ecstacy does it just make you pass out.
 
I manage to get a small amount of meth two hours away from where I live, and this was the FIRST and only time I've tried this. Stop by a friend's house seeing if he wanted to share seeing as he was an alcoholic on the way back home.

"That's CRANK?!" (after helping me hide the mysterious powder)
"No fucking way I'm getting in the car with you, man"
"You're gonna die now, man. I GUARANTEE it."
"Flush it down the toilet right now!"
"Hey, let's go buy a 12 pack of beer"
 
^i hate hypocrits


I rember once in highschool i was in class and this one kid that knew I did coke asked me "does coke me you see white rabbits hoping around".
I LOLd
 
YellowNikes said:
"i just ate like whole bag of weed and im really stoned" some kid at school told me that once, and i was like did you cook it or something? answer: "no man i just chewed it up and imm fucking blitz off it."
that occurrence made me chuckle all day.
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Eating straight buds will get you high. I've seen animals blitzed off eating large amounts as well as friends who ate b/c coppers. You normally have some fat in your stomache that can absorb the thc.
Of course cooking makes it more effective, but eating a WHOLE bag of weed (sounds like at least a few grams) WILL get you stoned.
 
^ Ugh, I hate that quote.

I've never got high off life... maybe I'm just not using it correctly. :p
 
I fucking hate when old people refer to weed and every drug out there as "Dope"

You been smoking some dope, boy?!?

its like, no Dad, I did just get done shootin some dope tho, you fuck.
 
My favorite was when this girl (a friend of a friend's girlfriend) said, you shouldn't inject (she wasn't talking to me, because I haven't injected anything; I plan too), because even if you use a clean needle you can get Hep C. I immediately corrected her, and explained that Hep C was a disease caused by the Hep C virus. She then claimed that needles could get it through the air if they were dirty. I normally refrain from laughter when someone says something that stupid, but I honestly hate that bitch and I just laughed. I think I said something along the lines of Hospitals would be in big trouble if that were the case. She continued to insist it was true, and said her mom told her that, because her mom only used clean needles when she used to inject heroin. This girl did a lot of drugs (and claimed to do even more, which I don't normally doubt someone, but she was clearly a pathological liars (I seem to meet more than my fair share of them)), so this wasn't from the no drug crowd, but it was from a blabbering idiot.
 
NaturalPhesta said:
"I don't need drugs to get high, I get high of LIFE!"
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Arrrgg, when somebody says something like "i'm high on life", I would consider stabbing them in the face with a soldering iron, haha, that is one phrase I cannot handle.

Or

"You're high", "Are you high?".
No i'm not "high" i'm fucken off guts. Get it right.
 
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