Honestly, I've never understood what people see in alcohol. Yes, it's good as a social lubricant, but not much else, IMO. I dislike the taste - from beer to sugary shit like Fireball (shudder) to everclear. Worst thing I ever tasted was...what was it called again? That green, chunky shit flavored like wheatgrass? Jagermeister maybe? Anyway, the first time I took a shot of it with friends, I had to fight VERY, VERY hard not to puke it up all over them. Then there's the headache and general feeling of shitiness it gives me...almost from right after drinking it - not just the hangover. I gotta pee every five minutes, I puke if I have even a drop too much, and so on. In an "ideal" world where EVERY substance were legal and easily accessible at the grocery store, I bet alcohol would sell quite poorly. It's very hard to say what would happen with fine wine or beer, but most liquor is just gross, TBH.