Adventures of the Flying Bed.

[MedicinalUser247]

Where Sonic the Hedgehog drowned.

 

[Shambles]

Tails, however, survived and piloted the bed onwards towards…

 

[MedicinalUser247]

the sun...

 

[Robi]

Faster and faster the bed flew to the star where upon a quasar sped by ,blowing it off course towards its black hole

 

[MedicinalUser247]

as the Bed flew faster Black Hole Sun began to play and then...

 

[streaM Freak]

...time stopped, and all bed travelers were suspended in midair while beautiful guitar solos could be both heard and seen in a collage of endless color..

 

[Robi]

spittle drooled down from their gaping maws ,awestruck in wonderment and

 

[streaM Freak]

uncontrollable oragasums

 

[Robi]

and screaming cries of the petit morte rang silent,as the travelers writhed much like a mating ball of worms ,the bed became

 

[BK38]

the tattered remain reminding us of a sonic space orgy, a cosmic cacophony, that sent tidal waves of cum throughout the known universe. This has come to be known as the Big Bang. The undulating waves of sperm floated on the pure sonic energy of sweet guitar riffs and the people, oh how the people rejoiced but...

 

[streaM Freak]

 

[Robi]

A giant condom like alien rushed in and scooped up the deluge,engulfing it like a giant blue whale feeding

 

[Shambles]

So long and thanks for all jizz, the suggested condom whale paraphrased.

You’re whale cum, said the universe.

The residents of the bed got their collective coats and bedded down for their next adventure…

 

[SeekingOblivion]

@Jnowhere climbed in and reminded everyone to say their prayers. But Ambien Walrus got there first and the bed occupants were getting tired fast.

 

[Robi]

Some spoke in tongues ,others shook rattlesnakes, the one who chanted her mantra passed out ,while the most religious of them all began to

 

[streaM Freak]

levitate.

Being tucked in is important when the new journey is just beginning, to get acclimated to the weather and movement patterns. So when Johanna started levitating, everyone got worried.

Thankfully Jnowhere was now-here instead of no-where, and managed to tuck Johanna in to bed before her intestines ruptured from the the air pressure in the Mariana Trench.

Once the beds tested the passengers to make sure everyone was tucked in, the beds flew off to...

 

[Robi]

Margaritaville and many imbibed with a greater thirst previously unbeknownst to them and those who weren't drunkards jumped on the bed until

 

[Shady's Fox]

rub their blood on its cotton/polyster

 

[streaM Freak]

And stained all of the acid tab bed sheets.

 

[Shady's Fox]

while being high on datura thinking about hades fuckin madonna