Adventures of the Flying Bed.

[MedicinalUser247]

This is a story called "Adventures of the Flying Bed" all you have to do is complete the story in a few sentences or less and then let the next person take over the story.

I'll start. Upon one day you laid down in Bed and it began to Fly and then...

 

[streaM Freak]

..we soared over buildings, but thanks to my mom the wind didn't blow me out because I was tucked in.

..

 

[Chaurus]

...we flew down into the streets scooping up all kinds of folks we wanted to have sex with.
Very embarrassing.

 

[Shambles]

The first person we scooped was Chaurus. Did this count as masturbation or some form of doppelgänger kink? At this point we simply do not know…

All we do know is that…

 

[MedicinalUser247]

The Bed began to spin round and around.

 

[Shambles]

Chaurus flew off as the cyclonic forces left him half-wanked at best. Dissatisfied and unsatisfied he wandered into the dark…

The bed, by now, had picked up such force time and space itself began to fracture…

 

[MedicinalUser247]

Into a Kaleidoscopic realm.

 

[Shambles]

Of weirdly angular leprechauns and trolls. Their pointy knees and elbows caught in the bed springs causing the magical flying bed to slow its dizzying swirl…

It landed in a strange new world of…

 

[MedicinalUser247]

The Ocean floor which Melted into...

 

[Shambles]

… fractal forms of sea star swirls.

It was at this point the occupants of the flying bed wondered what the precise ingredients of the brownies they had recently consumed were…

Turns out they contained…

 

[MedicinalUser247]

A lot of Hashish which made the Bed break on through to the other side. Right into Outerspace and then...

 

[Shambles]

… to find another race

 

[BK38]

Of beings, of those that could make sense of the situation. All of a sudden, the bed covers became a patchwork of perfectly perforated acid tabs, each image...

 

[MedicinalUser247]

Looked like they took all the tabs and then...

 

[streaM Freak]

Bought some more of those same bedsheets from..

 

[MedicinalUser247]

The Acid Dealer and the new sheets...

 

[Shambles]

… were classic smiley faces. This brought a sense of peace and goodwill amongst the frazzled bedstronauts. A breath of chill before the bed one again took flight soaring across…

 

[MedicinalUser247]

the Universe...

 

[abefourth]

...saturating with years of collected stardust...

 

[Shambles]

Ziggy entered stage left - from just behind the pillows. Looking fabulous he struck a chord…