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Adopt a Noob!

Jabberwocky

Jabberwocky

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I'm SURE I've seen a thread like this before but not in here.

Ok now that I've covered my shameless thread I'll begin :D

I want you to chose ONE noob you wish to adobt. Take under your wings! Or bring back from the dead. You have to look after them, make sure they don't die and make sure they KEEP BASTARD POSTING :X

My Adopt A Noob (AAN) is 'Rocket to the FACE'. I will get this guy back I promise. I love him and I don't even know him yet! But I adopt him.

So chose one. Current or Missing In Action.

We will use this thread as proof of your success.

That is your mission. RUN RUN RUN!!
 
Great idea.

I've got that whole 'soteki watch' thing going on for me right now, so I'm not too keen on taking on any others just yet.

I think I've finally scared that guy off though. :( That was SO not part of the plan. :(
 
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WOW. Now hold ON!

Do you know something that I don't? Have you had him...killed.....? Is that why he'll never come back? Is he under 6ft of lime?

Was he just too...LEET!?
 
Sounds like a great way to......

not make the common mis-steps and become comfortable and thus productive. I volunteer to be a "project....."

jabin
 
This absolutely sounds like pokemon (oh god, does anyone remember that??)

"I choose/adopt you!!"
 
I'm looking for the n00b equivalent of...

This guy:

adopt2.jpg


I know you're out there, and I want to let you know that I will provide for you in ways you couldn't think were legal.

OK?

Also if something in that range is not currently available, I'm willing to settle for

adoption.jpg
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*artist's rendition
 
I'm up for it, like being godparents to a n00b. But why and what do U do? Who wants to adopted by an umemployed struggling student who believes in aliens anyway?
 
thats so true... i'm 20 and i could pick out a 45 year old n00b.... i mean what if this guy was schoolin me about things (doubt it=D) but yeah what esle would we do for them besides leading them down the path of evil as safely as possible?:)
 
besides leading them down the path of evil as safely as possible
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lmao

'bluelight, leading down the path of evil as safely as possible sonce 2000' hahaha

ill adopt one of you fuckers if you want, im not exactly sure how this would work logistics wise. what are the responsibilities involved other than making sure they feel welcome and dont make n00b mistakes
 
The AAN scheme is to make sure they keep posting. Keep returning. Turn in to productive members of bluelight. I've seen too many GREAT people, or at least GREAT usernames, pass through here never to return.

Your job as an AAN Agent is to adopt them, make them comfortable (use any means possible) and then ENSURE they stick around.

How's that?
 
sounds good deathrow

shall i be assigned one? or should i choose my own? im not sure where to find them honestly... i populate forums in which n00bs often feel unwelcome. actually maybe thats what ill do, try and make them feel welcome everywhere, not just the generic forums.
 
You shall chose your own my man!

And where to find one? I dunno...I suppose New Member Introductions would be a good place to start lol.

Chose one you like and adopt them. The only rule is that the hot females are automatically adopted by me so I can have my wicked way with them :X

I know that's incest but I just don't care %)
 
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