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Adopt a Noob!

haha thats just not fair! perhaps you could share one or two? eh

haha i know NMI is a good place to start (im here rnt i? :p ) but first they need to want to be adopted.

i shall go in search of a poor soul whos life is lacking in some subopm420 =D
 
They don't have a choice. If, for some reason, they don't want to be adopted then tough. They'll be stalked. Like what felix is doing with 'soteki watch'.

Really, there's NO escape for them. If you think they deserve to be adopted then that's it, you OWN them.

Oh ho, hold on. Now that's an idea. Why not make them our slave's??
 
LOL!! It is is a cool name but yeah...lets not mention slavery to him.

There are no stupid questions only stupid answers. Apparantly.

If I were you...I'd guide him in the right direction. Let him know that if wants to snort a big line of kief then he's more than welcome...but that it ISN'T recommened :D
 
^ haha hardcore at the kief snorting n00b and the ensuing banter about such.

also, the whole
They don't have a choice. If, for some reason, they don't want to be adopted then tough. They'll be stalked. Like what felix is doing with 'soteki watch'.

Really, there's NO escape for them. If you think they deserve to be adopted then that's it, you OWN them.
and now im off to pwn a n00b in the bum, or something
 
heh, id adopt you kickedpuppy, but you dont quite meet my standards :)

(see above some where in this thread)

and i dont want to catch the gehy haha jp... but for real 8)
 
I'd like to be adopted as well. Who here is willing to follow me around the neighborhood with a plastic bag picking up my little nugget shaped gifts as neighbors glare resentfully?

In return, I promise to curl up by your feet, chase after intruders, dry hump your leg, and eat canned processed cow by-products and your scraps.

This sounds like an ad for S&M.
 
AAHAHA!!

COME ON! Where do these guys get their usernames from? Fanny Batter? I f'ing LOVE it!

What would happen if you put facerapist, Rocket to the FACE, Fanny Batter and Barry Chuckle in a room together? I reckon the very fabric of time would fold in on itself.
 
heh yeaaaa

damn those are good. im a focking unimaginative dousche, i thought i was clever.
 
felixdahousekat said:
Don't forget about 8====> ~~~ (.Y.). (Pearl Necklace) :D


Hmmm I'm actually thinking of taking that Lil guy under my wing. =D

As long as he doesnt try to get under my skirt tho :p ;)
 
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