I can see the "help I'm a sex offender" thread started by waao or lysis after fun in the pool
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Lysis
Bluelighter
Our texts go like this (summarized):
Him: I'm gonna get you in the pool.
Me: It's on. Pussy.
Him: Don't dare me.
Me: Double dog dare you
Him: OK, I hope you're ready
Me: Whatever pussy.
teeeheee
Him: I'm gonna get you in the pool.
Me: It's on. Pussy.
Him: Don't dare me.
Me: Double dog dare you
Him: OK, I hope you're ready
Me: Whatever pussy.
teeeheee
helium-4
Bluelight Crew
A part of me wishes I was a female.
I never had sex in college because I cared more about getting high on drugs than getting laid, even fighting through sexual frustration for years.
Part of my regular opioid use in the past few years was to get rid of my sexual frustration/to make me not care about sex on bit (methadone was a godsend)
I never had sex in college because I cared more about getting high on drugs than getting laid, even fighting through sexual frustration for years.
Part of my regular opioid use in the past few years was to get rid of my sexual frustration/to make me not care about sex on bit (methadone was a godsend)
Lysis
Bluelighter
He tries to manage texting me between taking out his dentures and going to bed.
rangrz
Bluelighter
I admit I find trolling to be erotic.
have you fapped to tubgirl?
rangrz
Bluelighter
and goatse and lemonparty and pain Olympics.
the holy quadrilogy of shock pics/vids
was not ever responsible for sharing tubgirl with .forces email
*shady looks*
pastelcircus
Bluelighter
we know
tackyspiral
Bluelighter
I love astroglide... silicone based lube is awesomeI had awesome oil based lube (don't use oil based lubes with condoms) which worked fantastic in a hot tub, bath tub, and shower. The environment made for "easy cleanup" after the deed was done.
badandwicked
Bluelighter
Just imagine how hot it would be if you were good at it.
Pagey
Bluelight Crew
Bazinga!
pofacedhoe
Bluelight Crew
rangrz
Bluelighter
Well, I managed to drag into a back and forth flame war and get you to come and try trolling back in two unrelated threads, now didn't I?
kytnism
Bluelight Crew
trolling is a art.
...kytnism...
...kytnism...
trolling is a art.
...kytnism...
no, it is a science.
B1tO'RoughJack
Bluelighter
bwaaaaaaahahahaha...
you are strange. It's good.
Sometimes I contemplate faking my death to see who honestly cares enough to show up at my funeral.