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Addicted to sweets

Shambles said:
Carrot cake is a whole other matter. And counts as one of yer 5 A Day. Two if you eat the whole thing.
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Oh man why you have to tell me this! Now I have an excuse haha

When I balloon to like 30 stone after tonight I know where to come to =D
 
I remember seeing a bit of a debate about what constitutes a flan on some cookery show a while back. Is far more complex an issue than I'd ever imagined possible. Flans from my yoof were usually pretty miserable affairs. I'm sure finer flans are available and I'd be less inclined to spit 'pon 'em.

EDIT: Hahahahahahaha! Just call me The Feeder %)
 
Carrot cake is so nice. much better than it sounds. tried one a few months ago, thought it was gonna be a bit shite, nearly ate the whole thing
 
^ It really is isn't it :D I'm not surprised you nearly ate the lot. I mean what the hell it sounds so shit. Carrot in a cake. My friends here (I live elsewhere in Europe) stare at me in amazement when I talk about it. They don't believe it could exist. Wish I could fucking bake some. They all deserve to taste it's sweetness.
 
Funkadelica said:
^ It really is isn't it :D I'm not surprised you nearly ate the lot. I mean what the hell it sounds so shit. Carrot in a cake. My friends here (I live elsewhere in Europe) stare at me in amazement when I talk about it. They don't believe it could exist. Wish I could fucking bake some. They all deserve to taste it's sweetness.
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You should see my friends' faces when I talk about peanut butter, let alone carrot cake...I actually really hate carrot cake though. It has pieces of fucking carrot in it. I mean what? I used to just scrape the frosting off and eat that instead.
Good flan is good though.
 
Pagey said:
You should see my friends' faces when I talk about peanut butter, let alone carrot cake...I actually really hate carrot cake though. It has pieces of fucking carrot in it. I mean what? I used to just scrape the frosting off and eat that instead.
Good flan is good though.
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Whaaaaaaaa? Can't you just pretend that those tiny pieces of carrot are just bits of toffee or something? Ahh the frosting. If you are really really fancy you can sometimes get that little icing shaped carrot on the top. It's carrot cake perfection when you have that.

Beetroot and courgette cake? Hmmmm. More 5 a day cake types. Could be on to a winner!
 
There's just something that bugs me about eating vegetable/root-cakes. Hah, last time I was home my mother tried to sneak sweet potato into a chocolate cake because she was 'out of bananas' :? thought we wouldn't notice, didn't go so well. It was funny though <3

Shambles the courgette cake I've had so far isn't sweet, and it's certainly good but wouldn't go over great as a dessert.
 
I innocently tried it, didn't get past the first couple of mouthfuls - I love sweet potato but, er, no. That being said I do respect my mom for trying!
 
I add bananas and devonshire cream, or full fat youghurt, to my choccy cake and it's really very nice. Top it off with brandy buttercream frosting!

I think courgette cake is brilliant.
 
Funkadelica said:
Carrot cake anyone? Flapjacks and carrot cake together in one room and I'm all yours :D
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Fuck yes! It's brilliant, and I can't really think of any other root vegitable that would work in the same way, other than...
Funkadelica said:
Haha sweet potato in a chocolate cake. Did you try it? Sounds...tasty....hmmm....
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Maybe avoid the chocolate, just have it like carrot cake but with some icing and then some vanilla cream bizniz agwaan in the middle %)
Shambles said:
Flan is just sweet quiche onna shite sponge base. I spit on your flan...
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I've never understood the difference of Flan and Quiche, aside from their spelling :?
Onions, Cheese and Ham mixed into it and BAM! = Foody bliss :)
Shambles said:
I went through a phase of making sweets many years ago and even then the "Soft Crack" and "Hard Crack" on the sugar thermometer made me =D
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You hardcore bastardo 8) =D

I've been hankering carbs since I started my Antidep, but apparently that's common.
Any food in me is good = I don't eat enough... But I've not too money to splash on a shit load of chocolate et. al. =D
 
Shambles said:
Strong stimulants are also effective, but heroin ftmfw when it comes to weightloss <3

I used to eat literally nothing but sweet stuff when I was on the scag. Ice cream, chocolate bars and more ice cream mostly. Must've been packing in a shitload of "bad" calories everyday but weight only went down, down, down. If it weren't for one or two non-diet related lil issues with heroin addiction it really would be a major win-win scenario for the sweet lover with waist issues =D

I just lost me sweet tooth when I gave up the gear. Ended up putting on weight due to not having to source gear 24/7 anymore. And drinking booze. And eating shit food. But not sweet food.

So, erm, ya. Get addicted to heroin, eat as much sweet stuff as you like, stop taking heroin. That pretty much sums up my only real advice.
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Yeah, what is it about gear that makes you crave sweets? Me & the wife were always down the pick 'n' mix when we were on the gear. And chocolate - loadsa chocolate, but never put on any weight.

However, when I got a crack habit I put ON about 3 stone (and still trying to lose it) - how the fuck does that work then?
 
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