"Is everyone else in the world a moron, or is it just me?"
i'm waiting for the right girl..... the kind that will have sex with me
"For a long time it seemed to me that life was about to begin - real life. But there was always some obstacle in the way, something to be gotten through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, a debt to be paid. At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life. This perspective has helped me to see there is no way to happiness. Happiness is the way. So treasure every moment you have and remember that time waits for no one."
If you ever get mugged by someone, just say, "Take it easy man, all I got is a $16 bill", then knee him in the nuts when he tries to figure out what the fuck you just said.
The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
I hate it when a coworker spots you blowing the contents of your
nostrils into a trash can
People worry because of love and desire. That worry then leads to fear. If you transcend love, what worries will there be? What will be left to fear?
Sleep will not come to this tired body now. Peace will not come to this lonely heart. There are some things I'll live without, but I want you to know that I need you right now.
I have lost the will to live. Simply nothing more for me to give. There is nothing more for me. I need the end to set me free.
I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, The dreams in which i'm dying are the best i've ever had.
Why am I so alone? Where is my woman? Can I bring her home?
Take your time, think a lot, think of everything you've got, for you will still be here tomorrow but your dreams may not.
Someone told me there's a girl out there, with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay.
"If you don't shut your face, i will rip it off and use it as a napkin."
Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where you get shitty ideas from.
We cannot know our true self through rational thinking, as rational thinking was produced by the very mind one is trying to see
"We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world."
If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.
"Two roads diverged in a Wood, and I...
I took the one less travelled by.
And that has made all the Difference."
--Robert Frost
And finally there are some awesome IRC quotes on this page that I wish to link too.
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