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A Fuck You From Michigan

El Guapo said:
My hometown is Marquette and I just graduated from MSU.
I used to be a carnie many moons ago, operating fairground rides (with no training whatsoever BTW). We did a couple of nights in Marquette.

Marquette has lots of trees. That's about all I remember.

Oh, and lots of asshole cops.
 
HisNameIsFrank said:
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These bitches mean it and so do I.
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Yea, fuck Michigan!

Well, not really. I do love the wilderness, the five great lakes, the rugged, rocky terrain in the western UP, and the summers.

The winters are tooooooooo fucking long! It snows from October until April, and I have to move it out of my 200-yard long driveway! You can go cross-country skiing (they even had the US Nationals here for two years in a row), but it's not much fun if it's below 20 degrees Fahrenheit or if the wind is blowing at thirty MPH (or both).

There is about twenty hours of daylight in the height of the summer, but only eight hours in the darkness of winter. Spring lasts one week and starts at the end of May.

In short, Michigan (and especially the UP) is a nice place to be for three months out of the year.

cheers,
Bob
 
fuck u all i miss the ghettos i moved like 15 min away and now im sad i love del ray and southwest fuck you get money bang dope on the street no one gives a fuck.
 
I would do anything to make sure I never have to go to Del Ray again. If SW/Del Ray suddenly disappeared off the face of the Earth, the world would be better for it. You will never catch me back in that shit hole again. And no, it has nothing to do with the two people that would kill me on sight (ok, maybe a little). It really is a prime example of how low society can go. Living three miles away from it is embarrassing enough.

East Side is what it's all about.
 
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aww.. michigan isn't SO bad. we do have some good dope, all things considered. although maybe we have good dope because everyone here is so fucking miserable. ha. either way, i'm not complaining.
 
yeah fuck michigan. I would move in a heartbeat if i could. Nothing like the smell of del ray though. Im pretty sure unless you have been in del ray you will have no clue what i am talking about. That shit has to fuck you up.
 
michigan is da bomb unless u live in da city. we have fun in the countryside get wasted and go offroading in a cornfeild. in the winter drink some cough syrup and stay warm. when i lived in pontiac it was shitty dont go to pontiac. redford, livonia, walled lake, novi, commerce all good places luddington is awesome to visit in the summer. just watch for cops theyre everywhere hiding among us.
 
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