2012-2013 NCAA Football Thread v. The Suck of the Irish

[ChickenScratch]

Oh, and TCU will beat LSU. Just sayin.

 

[34-dihydroxyphen]

This was 80% pander/kenikie/CS social thread last year anyways so ill take you jerking off in a corner over that any day.

Bulldogs look good this year, going for back to back mountain west conference titles!

I'm just glad that my jerking off is preferable to anybody else's jerking off. Thank you. I am flattered :D



You are free to join me at any time.



/What I just said isn't creepy, right?

I haven't been paying much attention this off season, tbh.
I'll get pumped soon. I've got Atlanta braves fevor right now.
I did realize that my Eugene trip is soon. Honestly, we'll probably get killed but I'll ease the pain with a dickload of willamette valley Pinot. Pretty pumped to see a game there. Their fans are pretty hostile.

Wtf do people in the PAC NW eat at tail gates? Whenever I went to asu games in Tempe it was pretty fail....hot dogs and burgers n shit. Hopefully, all the Eugene tailgate food has weed in it. I will fight a flat brim.

We don't take kindly to your type around here.

Oh, and TCU will beat LSU. Just sayin.

Don't start now. I see what you did there.

 

[ChickenScratch]

I'm not kidding. TCU is good as fuck.

 

[ChickenScratch]

http://blogs.knoxnews.com/woodbery/...oach-butch-jones-welcome-to-the-vol-city.html

 

[China Rider]

my guess for tailgating in the PNW they bathe in wine and sushi
i'm happy for you, autzen stadium(6/25/78!, heavy metal GD, hell's angel chopper out of space>NFA) and Eugene sound like great places

i want UT to win SEC again so bad, the only likeable team in SEC not named Kentucky or vandy
at least make the bluelight shrine bowl @ the Tacoma dome vs 6-6 NCAA shanty Minnesota

gophers hosting UNLV on Thursday night, i hope they can get 20k in the seats

i'm not excited at all for NCAA, except for big 12/pac 12 FS1 games that petros papadekis will be on sidelines for

i fucking love the pac 12, let's go beevs, buffs, sunny dykes, leeches, bomb pops(rich rods) and huskies

 

[34-dihydroxyphen]

I really want this NCAA mess to be over already. Hopefully the NCAA is smart and doesn't come down too hard on UM, as I would hate to see this get dragged out by appeal processes and a potential damages suit against the NCAA. I know UM is reluctant to sue, but they actually have a decent case here. It's not the standard antitrust suit that always gets thrown out in court; UM can fairly easily prove malicious intent base on about half a dozen documents where the NCAA practically explicitly states their intent is malicious.

Miami is too easy of a scapegoat. I used to want the NCAA to go after schools like LSU, Alabama, Auburn and Clemson for all the payments they make to South Florida recruits in order to steal them from us, but I now see that they are more products of a corrupt system and an incompetent enforcement arm that allows these things to take place because they are otherwise powerless. Miami doesn't have the same resources as those schools, so they represent an easy way to appear relevant. I do not wish what Miami has gone through (a 3 year investigation with information the NCAA and Miami knows to be inaccurate and uncorroborated in the Notice of Allegations) on anybody. Even the Gators don't deserve this, and everybody here knows how much I hate them.

The whole system needs to be torn down. We need to find a way to pay college athletes without allowing some schools an unfair competitive advantage. I say we should give the players a stipend, and allow players to receive monetary compensation for their likenesses being used in football games and the like. Allow them to make a certain amount of money off of jersey sales. Limit the amount of rules that are difficult to enforce, so that a new enforcement wing can come in that focuses solely on schools using monetary resources to garner an unfair competitive advantage in the recruiting game.

My greatest fear is that when the NCAA comes crashing down, these schools will have more impunity than they already do. And then it is bye bye for the likes of Miami, Stanford, USC, Minnesota and Fresno State. No way parity will exist if the largest schools are allowed to outbid the guys with limited funds and marginal booster support. I like parity, personally (although I wish the NCAA would go back to allowing 95 scholarship players on a college roster).

 

[The Liberal Media]

I just put down 3 Heisman Bets

$25 for Brazzy Miller @ 7/1
$25 for Marqise Lee @ 10/1
$100 for Kevin Hogan @ 16/1

Mo Money Mo Money Mo Money !!!

 

[34-dihydroxyphen]

It's never too early to make fun of the Gators:


This is what their wide receivers coach actually sends out to players he is recruiting

I don't understand how any kid ever commits to that school.

 

[ChickenScratch]

Lolz. That's amazing.

In other news, just scored 50 yard line seats for free for vol/western kentucky. Taking CS junior for his first of many pilgrimages to the greatest place on earth. The following weekend is the Eugene trip, and I think I'm going back to neyland for the war barn eagle game. I didn't go to one game last year, now I'm getting pumped.

 

[China Rider]

my brother is the most annoying homer I've ever met and i hate that all of his teams have won a championship in the past 11 years, it would be 5 if he wasn't a tampa bucs fan

but it's safe to say i would hate FL even if he didn't want to taste tebow's anus

that being said, i fucking love janoris Jenkins and i can't wait for the first time he goes to jail, but not until he's put in 10 pro bowl seasons

make sure to mute it

 

[Care]

^ That TD vs the 9ers was some grade-A BULLSHIT.

 

[China Rider]

only person to blame is kapinass

maybe pain and ache'ers

clutch catch 'n throw by Bradford to lance kendricks for the 2pt conversion
kendricks will be more of a fullback this year - still expect to see a lot of 2TE sets with him and cook, even though cook is practically a WR

legatron with a bombathon FTW, fisher was mic'd up and I watched the footage about 20 times that week

goosebumps

can't wait till week 4, Thursday night football niners @ rams, the dome is going to break the sound barrier, I predict Bradford will throw for 325 yards 3tds 0int and it will be tavon Austin's first ever 100+yd game, buzz about STL will spread nationally, it's a lock if niners decide to let craig dahl play, god he's the worst fucking safety ever, why would niners accept his duties?

 

[Care]

^ you know this is the NCAA thread right?

Dahl will be a backup/speacial teamer/informant for us (your defense gave us fits last year).

 

[Kenickie]

This was 80% pander/kenikie/CS social thread last year anyways so ill take you jerking off in a corner over that any day.

despite that 80%, my name continues to be impossible to spell. Sorry we don't care about your new internship and pictures of you hiking and how much pot you don't smoke, Care. we haven't seen CS in forever, we've been working like 18 hour days for the whole month of August, but Conference is over now so back to football. This weekend, CS? UGA v Clemson? I think we have tickets to LSU v. UGA in Athens. Couples therapy. I've only started paying attention to football this season (pro or college) literally in the past 12 hours. I'm concerned, obviously, but not that much. I'm just too fucking tired. But all my colours are clean and all of PBs colours are clean and it's 'High School Cafeteria' weekend in Atlanta - Dragon*Con, DBF, Chik Fil A Kick Off. and finally, not working.

Don't we need some terrible Johnny Manziel themed title change?

 

[Care]

despite that 80%, my name continues to be impossible to spell. Sorry we don't care about your new internship and pictures of you hiking and how much pot you don't smoke, Care. we haven't seen CS in forever, we've been working like 18 hour days for the whole month of August, but Conference is over now so back to football.

Oh hey, I see youve been reading the social thread where we sometimes discuss non-sports related social things.

If you decide to go PMS raging on CS again, please take it to PM's time time, thanks.

Oh and Eric Reid is a stud. Cant wait to watch him play vs your saints this year.

 

[The Liberal Media]

TCU will beat LSU
Book it

Cant wait for the season to start

Those Gaytor pics are hilarious lol

 

[China Rider]

been watching Utah st @ Utah, just to support my man petros

I wish he could act himself, but live TV is a personality/creativity free zone

qb for Utah state keeten is going to be really good
in the WAC

also,

instead of burning yer lane kiffin shirts, send 'em down to hounddogs, we'll ship the shirts to hades and you'll get 25% off

 

[Care]

Fresno State 52 Rutgers 51 in OT

WOOOOOOO

 

[34-dihydroxyphen]

My Canes didn't play that bad. I wish Morris and the receivers had played a little better, but I'll take the 34-6 win. FAU didn't look that bad.


And el oh el at Kansas State losing to fucking North Dakota State. How the fuck do you let that happen? There goes Bill Snyder's last run.

 

[34-dihydroxyphen]