2011-2012 college football thread v. SEC circle jerk

[China Rider]

i think his legacy is to be a golden gopher

 

[MikeOekiM]

he seemed like a faggot

 

[China Rider]

he's just your typical stoner

 

[EatMushrooms]

I need to call up Chizik and have him send 200 g's over to honey badger's house. Considering that our defense couldn't tackle a naked cheerleader, he could probably help out a little.

 

[MikeOekiM]

i dont see how u could be a potential 1st round pick and fuck it up by failing not 1 not 2 but 3 drug tests.

 

[ChickenScratch]

i dont see how u could be a potential 1st round pick and fuck it up by failing not 1 not 2 but 3 drug tests.

Because he's arrogant and dumb. A winning combination.

 

[Kenickie]

PB told me he's seen cellphone photos of mathieu's cock. says it's huge.

this is his third? fourth? failed drug test. am i surprised? no. i mean yeah? but not really. i follow mathieu on twitter, and it's...obvious.

Kenickie's retweets of Mathieu's

I'M GETTING A NEW PHONE # TODAY

ball SO hard

where can i get that boB Marley documentary?! i need it tho?!

these canal & claibourne females be triflin

G-O-D feels so G-O-O-D!

8) i'll miss him, that's for sure. but i'm not worried. i'm confident in my depth chart and les. and frankly i'd rather have all of this happen now than week 6. i don't know what's happened. before i'd be upset. now i'm just nonplussed. girl gone mild over here.

 

[ChickenScratch]

No, you're still an SEC noob. You're kind of growing up and starting to understand that this shit happens in the sec all the time, no matter who you root for. We recruit a lot of talented dip shits. The facts of life, friend. I'm really proud of you for suppressing angry black woman ken. I might cry.

 

[Kenickie]

fuck you and your fucking faggot ass team old fart, you don't know shit.

i've stopped watching all my tv shows and have only been reading books about post war british academia. shopping doesn't even make me excited. i'm not even excited about the idea about drinking fancy bourbon on someone else's dime tonight. i didn't even worry about the aurora shooting until i heard one of my friends had been shot. i think i have a brain tumor.

 

[guineaPig]

How'd you get your name changed twice?

 

[Pander Bear]

by being old as the hills

 

[ChickenScratch]

jim donnan is gonna go to fuck me in the ass federal prison. lollllllerballs.

http://espn.go.com/college-football...r-georgia-bulldogs-coach-charged-ponzi-scheme

 

[Pander Bear]

I accidentally all of the money

 

[China Rider]

mathieu going to rehab for weed

you stoners just don't get it, what more proof do you need that the shit can ruin lives!!

i'm thinking he has no interest in quitting, just doing it for a positive public image and praying that he can cling onto a first round selection in next year's draft, highly doubt it though

janoris jenkins went to a D1AA school and that didn't work out too well, at least for him, i'm proud to call him a ram

 

[Pander Bear]

he sits out the year, and walks back on to LSU's squad, I'm thinkin'

 

[ChickenScratch]

It's gonna be awesome when he says he found god while in pot rehab.

 

[Kenickie]

fucking idiot he's from baton rouge, he never lost god in the first place

also obvious that i'm the only non white person you know dude

 

[ChickenScratch]

He's a fucking faggot

 

[Kenickie]

and will still make shit tons of money killing your team every year

 

[MikeOekiM]

and will still make shit tons of money killing your team every year

whilst engaging in homosexual activities.

just look at him. You can tell he likes fingering assholes.