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2011-2012 college football thread v. SEC circle jerk

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oh my. there's a certain chill in the air. the nights are beautiful. young boys are already tossing footballs around, with their fathers/uncles/older bros instructing them on how to throw that perfect spiral. (well I had a younger sis, but I still showed her how to throw a god damn perfect Ohio spiral. my investment paid in double when I got to watch her slay bitches while she was Quarterbacking her Powder Puff squad ;))

all Ohio boys are walking with a little bit more swag in their step - FOOTBALL SEASON IS COMING!

even the hipster ass boutique stores in my hipster ass side of town are decking out their front windows:

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sidebar: this pic is from Homage. which is THE BEST sporting clothes store North of that line which separates the burly men against those sissy soft-cocks who lost that war ;)

seriously, check out Homage. shit's legit. so legit here's Arnold proudly presenting a tee from their "Surf Ohio" line

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Mathieu will still get drafted and still be a good NFL player IMO.

Nobody said you had to be smart to play cornerback
 
i'm really excited that pouring a stiff whiskey drink at 10 am on saturday mornings will be totally socially acceptable in just a couple of weeks.

tennessee is going to win the SEC. Bray has an NFL arm, and we have the best receiving corp in all of college football. if our defense stays healthy, we win the SEC. just watch, friends. it's all happening. my dick is rock hard right now. mainly cuz i'm thinking of pander's butthole with ken's finger up it, but it's also cuz of football season.

it's even cool for august here in the ATL. i want to hug all of you, with my dick.
 
tennessee is one of my top 5 favorite teams because i want my man crush's love affair to piss all over the toliet that is the SEC

my other 4?

gophers, #1 forever and ever, will you support them with me chickenbrah?
washington state - mike leach
oregon state - why not? and steven jackson was the king of that institute
OSU - mike fucking gundy

i like washington too, i want them to be good again, i wish ty willingham was still the man there, hated him with notre dame, but he's cool now
 
I want to see Temple have a good year

I'd laugh so hard if they could miraculously win the Big East and get in a Bowl Game while Penn Rape is going down
 
winning the big east is not a miracle

and i like penn state all of a sudden i want to see them overcome rape and rape and more rape
 
yeah but they just joined after playing in the MAC for a while, and Penn State can go undefeated and it wont matter because theyre bowl ineligble
 
Temple got fucked over last year vs. Penn State they shoulda won that game.

Wouldnt be surprised if Temple wins the Big East. Yeah they lost their best player Bernard Pierce but now they got transfer Montel Harris from Boston College to replace him who would have had all ACC rushing records if he stayed there.
 
ChickenScratch said:
i'm really excited that pouring a stiff whiskey drink at 10 am on saturday mornings will be totally socially acceptable in just a couple of weeks.

tennessee is going to win the SEC. Bray has an NFL arm, and we have the best receiving corp in all of college football. if our defense stays healthy, we win the SEC. just watch, friends. it's all happening. my dick is rock hard right now. mainly cuz i'm thinking of pander's butthole with ken's finger up it, but it's also cuz of football season.

it's even cool for august here in the ATL. i want to hug all of you, with my dick.
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if tennessee wins the SEC i'm going to run you over on my scooter
 
i do agree about the weather though, i know it's fall because PB's brother is driving down to Atlanta from Athens more often and complaining about 'assholes' and bringing us cider. it's some delicious shit.
 
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I'll get an identical bray tattoo on my back.
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All this dick-hard swagger just makes it all the more worthwhile to come over and watch the game with you, so I can watch the light go out in your eyes about 5 minutes into the third quarter— yes Chicken, you should go outside and have another cigarette. Yes chicken, I agree its boring to watch your team shit the bed again.
 
I love how Lane Kiffin went to Tennesse, talked a bunch of shit, then left
 
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