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2005 Mlb!

dear bud selig,

listen up. this interleague shit sucks.

i probably don't have to remind you that it's 'rivalry time,' whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. i'll point out that the phillies are playing the texas rangers, who they've never met before in a game that counted. obviously no love lost between these teams!

but what i have to address is the sheer stupidity of the scheduling. now, i was a big fan of the weighted divisional schedule, and i'll tell you why: it made sense. it was fair! a team should play it's divisional rivals more often than the other teams in the league.

now tell me if this is fair: while the phillies play the orioles (1st in their division) and their bitter rivals the rangers (also 1st in their division), the marlins, for example, play tampa bay (barely not the worst team in the majors) 6 times.

you can take your bogus statistics and stick them up your ass. of course these games draw bigger crowds. let me tell you why, since you're obviously too stupid to realize why: the majority of these games fall on the weekend. now tell me when you think joe sixpack is more likely to bring his family to the ballpark: tuesday night or sunday afternoon?

in closing, please stop blowing smoke up our ass. you're an asshole and everyone knows it; the reason the owners don't care is that they're bigger assholes.

signed
someone that cares more about baseball that you.
 
They play Enter Sandman for him?

I wonder if Mo Rivera is pissed about that.

Foulke's entrance music is great. Danizg - "Mother" :)
 
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!
I don't believe it, it's almost to good to be true
I ain't never seen a - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!


The way she moves, she's like a belly-dancer
She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams
I think someone's at the door but I don't think I'ma answer
Police saying FREEZE - D-DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? Please, I'm a human being
I have needs, I'm not done, not til I'm finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer, I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee
Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B
I sing song, it go Ring-a-Chong, a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Chong-Ching
Psych I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed!
If I offend, I'm sorry, please please forgive
For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away anything I say and you will love it!


The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so tempting
Nick I ain't never seen a - ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee-pee goes
D-DOING DOING DOING!


Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so handsome
Now they getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying FREEZE - D-DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean, freeze? GEEZ, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put it away, my zipper's zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please
I did not even get to see, Mary Kate's shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman, this movie's PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
Free, yes free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh cause there's a puppet on my hand


The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!
Hilary Duff is, not quite old enough so
I ain't never seen her - butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!

The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out your puzzle
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying FREEZE - D-DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized
And my keys, to my ranch, I just bake cookies
Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of this
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee
Pee, on the radio but I think I did
Janet is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit
Psych I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick!
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Ah-nuld, get dowwwn!

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!
So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please
I ain't never seen a - ass like that
Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!

[Dr. Dre] THE FUCK IS WRONG WITCHU?
[Eminem] HA!!
 
fucking Mets. Sweet error, Wright. Pedro also looked human today.
 
watch out in the nl east. phillies started out slow. but r in the running to overtake the nats for 1st. 2.5 back. jimmy r, jim t, bobby a, and pat b r about to regulate. BITCHES!!
 
tj-e said:
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!
I don't believe it, it's almost to good to be true
I ain't never seen a - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!


The way she moves, she's like a belly-dancer
She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams
I think someone's at the door but I don't think I'ma answer
Police saying FREEZE - D-DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? Please, I'm a human being
I have needs, I'm not done, not til I'm finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer, I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee
Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B
I sing song, it go Ring-a-Chong, a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Chong-Ching
Psych I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed!
If I offend, I'm sorry, please please forgive
For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away anything I say and you will love it!


The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so tempting
Nick I ain't never seen a - ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee-pee goes
D-DOING DOING DOING!


Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so handsome
Now they getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying FREEZE - D-DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean, freeze? GEEZ, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put it away, my zipper's zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please
I did not even get to see, Mary Kate's shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman, this movie's PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
Free, yes free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh cause there's a puppet on my hand


The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!
Hilary Duff is, not quite old enough so
I ain't never seen her - butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!

The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out your puzzle
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying FREEZE - D-DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized
And my keys, to my ranch, I just bake cookies
Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of this
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee
Pee, on the radio but I think I did
Janet is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit
Psych I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick!
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Ah-nuld, get dowwwn!

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!
So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please
I ain't never seen a - ass like that
Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!

[Dr. Dre] THE FUCK IS WRONG WITCHU?
[Eminem] HA!!

HAHAHAHVDGHDVGHADVAHSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
Q: How do you stop one of the hottest teams in baseball?

The Answer:

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http://www.howthingsshouldbe.com/id47.html

awesome comeback, yeah it was against the rays, but this is going to start the race, i still think that the sux and yankees will get their act together in time, and one will win the division, and the other will most likely win the wild card. we will see what texas, minn and baltimore have down the stretch. at least you know the al east teams will make moves if they have too.
 
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