Binge Artist
Bluelighter
it means "creeper".
DAMNIT! It all makes sense now. Certainly, it explains all the police calls and restraining orders. Fuck all.
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DAMNIT! It all makes sense now. Certainly, it explains all the police calls and restraining orders. Fuck all.
RedLeader
Bluelight Crew
You just wait. I started a new training program today, and I'm going to launch it into a new gear before the end of the year.
Binge Artist
Bluelighter
I can't believe how out of shape I got in just the last two weeks during my little drug holiday(fortnight)
First day back in the gym, I felt like Rocky, in the first (or last) movie, when he was just beginning his training.
Of course, a big part of it was opie WD's. But, I'm normalish now.
RedLeader
Bluelight Crew
^ Ya, I tend to lose like 15% strength if I take two weeks off. And that time it takes getting it back is just so...depressing.
I start Krav Maga training on Thursday and I'm going back on my biweekly kickboxing thing. It's going to hurt. A lot. But RedLeader for UFC Lightweight champ by 2012. Watch it. It will be worth the pay per view. Or wait, they probably just put the lightweight class on at 3am on Spike...
I start Krav Maga training on Thursday and I'm going back on my biweekly kickboxing thing. It's going to hurt. A lot. But RedLeader for UFC Lightweight champ by 2012. Watch it. It will be worth the pay per view. Or wait, they probably just put the lightweight class on at 3am on Spike...
Binge Artist
Bluelighter
Fuck martial arts training, sayeth I...therein lies a road to PAIN.
RedLeader
Bluelight Crew
Ya, well I will rise. I have a bit of a Napoleon Complex 
Binge Artist
Bluelighter
I used to be able to take quite a beating, and even push around 300 lb centers. But these days, it seems, I'm a bit of a pansy.
RedLeader
Bluelight Crew
Honestly, I'm more worried that because I'm short, they'll give me some really tough asian chick as a training partner. I hope that the groin protection supplied also protects against humiliating events of the second kind...
Binge Artist
Bluelighter
Had an old girlfriend deck me right in the jaw, knocked me to the floor. Man, she was a fucking ANIMAL in the sack.
But, no shame in getting your ass kicked by a chick, that's for sure
But, no shame in getting your ass kicked by a chick, that's for sure
RedLeader
Bluelight Crew
What did you do to deserve that?
Binge Artist
Bluelighter
I'm a lying, cheating bastard.
RedLeader
Bluelight Crew
^ So...you're just a cheating bastard!?! Or are you? I could extract a paradox.
Binge Artist
Bluelighter
This statement is a lie.
Too many doses
Bluelight Crew
I've had a girl kick me in the nuts once
RedLeader
Bluelight Crew
"Baby, I don't always tell the truth, but I don't always lie. But I am either cheating on you and lying to you, or cheating on you and being truthful." I didn't think that through, but something similar....
Throw in a multiple personality disorder where certain personalities always tell the truth, and others lie at times, and it could boost fights to the next level...
AmorRoark
Bluelight Crew
hai guise!
RedLeader
Bluelight Crew
Hello. We now have a 5th member! Pretty soon I won't be able to count our regulars on one hand!
Binge Artist
Bluelighter
Yes, more regs. A terrifying prospect. Maybe we should try to scare them off with math talk.
RedLeader
Bluelight Crew
Or give you a little mental workout:
Speed and accuracy....go!
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Speed and accuracy....go!
Binge Artist
Bluelighter
Starting....NOW!!!