🌟🌟 Social 🌟🌟 😃 LAVA Chit-Chat Thread! 🤪

[RedLeader]

BTW, did you figure out the right weighing scheme for those "chunks"?

No...haven't thought about that in a long time. I probably will need to start hitting the math problems again soon, though, if I want the teaching gig. Though it would be teaching like....very low-level courses. Having to lie to people about improper fractions being taboo and such. But ya, I am just looking for a few quarters there. I've given a research talk at OSU before that went well with the faculty, despite the fact that I was high during it...so they like me.

Okay tell me what you think of this idea. You know how police cars have technology built into them, where they can tell on a map where all of the other cop cars currently are? Or at least in the wealthy precincts...And then cars can get GPS, which uses optimization theory to get you to a place as quickly as possible. I want to fuse those two technologies to create a system where optimization theory will tell a car in a chase which way to go to maximize distance from cop cars and such; a "best escape route." And then sell it on the black market.

 

[Binge Artist]

I suppose that would work...but as a black market product, you'd likely be getting paid in either dope, counterfeit, or blowjobs.



Not that I would have a problem with that...

 

[RedLeader]

Ya me neither. Or semi-automatics with sanded-off serials.

 

[Binge Artist]

Ya me neither. Or semi-automatics with sanded-off serials.

Of course...so that when you come down from your crack binge, and realize you just put a wedding band, paid for with counterfeit money, on the hooker that's been spending the last three days blowing you...you can off yourself :D

 

[Binge Artist]

What, don't I even get a "kudos" for mentioning the dope, counterfeit, blowjobs and firearms in post 364 in exactly the same order they were mentioned in posts 362 & 363???

 

[RedLeader]

Only if she births crack babies possibly. Though I hear taking a huge hit of rock right as the head is coming out can be quite the rush...I honestly wonder if anyone's ever combined drugs and childbirth?

 

[Binge Artist]

I think back in grammy's day, they gave morphine. But honestly, I have no clue.

The S/O's sister had something called an "epidural" or something like that, and the birth was relatively pain free.

 

[RedLeader]

What, don't I even get a "kudos" for mentioning the dope, counterfeit, blowjobs and firearms in post 364 in exactly the same order they were mentioned in posts 362 & 363???

post 365 = # days in a year = # days I appreciate your posts per year.

3+6=9 -> i for I
3+5=8 -> h for have
6+5 = 11 -> k for kudos

I have kudos 365 days a year for you.

 

[RedLeader]

The S/O's sister had something called an "epidural" or something like that, and the birth was relatively pain free.

Did the baby look much like you? Like birthmarks or penis size or anything striking and worthy of going on Maury?

 

[Binge Artist]

Nope. That kid was hung like a horse.

WAS. No clue why the doctor snipped that thing off. He could have been a LEGEND.

 

[RedLeader]

How old is your SO and her sister?

 

[Binge Artist]

33 & 26 but I'm not saying which is which.

 

[RedLeader]

What does she do for a living?

 

[Binge Artist]

The sister is some kind of whore, and the S/O is in retail.

 

[RedLeader]

How long have you been with your SO?

 

[Binge Artist]

Too long. Way too long.

 

[RedLeader]

I think it's time to pop the question.

 

[Binge Artist]

No way dude. I ain't about to have no bitch tying me down.

 

[RedLeader]

So...who wants to raise his/her postcount?

 

[Binge Artist]

oooooooh, me, me