🌟🌟 Social 🌟🌟 😃 LAVA Chit-Chat Thread! 🤪

[RedLeader]

Nobody's got a rubberband around their thighs and a folded paper of notes and formulae contained inside of such?

 

[Binge Artist]

"Academic cheating" is one moral transgression I can honestly say I don't recall ever doing. But, I always had a good "visual" memory.

In elementary school, on spelling tests, the teacher would "mix" the words up, and read them off in some kind of pattern. Like, the first word, then the last, the second, then second to last, and so on. I was always able to "see" the list, and finish the test before they were done reading off the words. Kinda freaked em out a bit.

 

[Rogue Robot]

Ok. I'm such a slacker but I'm debating on putting work off until tomorrow...again.

But mostly because I'm waiting for a phone call or e-mail instructing me on how to do exactly what I'm doing.

 

[RedLeader]

"Academic cheating" is one moral transgression I can honestly say I don't recall ever doing. But, I always had a good "visual" memory.

I cheated once. In 9th grade. And I was caught. No discipline, just the teacher decided to humiliate me instead. Way, way worse.

 

[Rogue Robot]

I cheated in Japanese all of the time. You try to memorize 100 vocab words in 2 days (including using the appropriate kana to write them) and see how you do.

 

[Binge Artist]

But mostly because I'm waiting for a phone call or e-mail instructing me on how to do exactly what I'm doing.

You just lube it up and slide it in. Not rocket science. You may or may not want to empty your bowels first, depending on who your partner is.

 

[Binge Artist]

I cheated once. In 9th grade. And I was caught. No discipline, just the teacher decided to humiliate me instead. Way, way worse.

Were you one of the "good" (read: nerdy) students?

I was in elementary school, but in middle school, I was off the chain. I moved, and was in a new environment, and was in trouble all the time. Actually got expelled in 6th grade.

But, I pulled it together in high school.

 

[RedLeader]

I cheated in Japanese all of the time. You try to memorize 100 vocab words in 2 days (including using the appropriate kana to write them) and see how you do.

ya. This is strage, in that we both took Japanese and German in HS. But anyway, my Japanese teacher (in the goodie-goodie American suburbs) did nto believe in the laws against corporal punishment...so we got slapped with rulers and hit on the head with erasers if we did wrong. For that reason, I did NOT ever cheat in there!

 

[Rogue Robot]

Ugh...you... (to BA)

I actually didn't take German in HS, RL. I was taught some at home growing up, and I'm taking it now in college as my foreign language requirement.

 

[RedLeader]

Were you one of the "good" (read: nerdy) students?

Indeed. I had a few select bullies who made me do their homework, or else their gangs would fuck with me. One dude in particular. "Jordan Smith"

I'd love to research the dude (fucking last name) and show up at his place, MMA style. Kicking that : bleep : in the face as many times in a row as possbile would make my year.

Fuck, I have pent-up anger.

 

[Binge Artist]

Ugh...you... (to BA)

What? What did I do THIS time??

 

[Rogue Robot]

What DIDN'T you do?

 

[Binge Artist]

What DID I do...I believe was the question...

 

[Rogue Robot]

You just lube it up and slide it in. Not rocket science. You may or may not want to empty your bowels first, depending on who your partner is.

This?

 

[Binge Artist]

This?

Oh...well that was pretty tame by BA standards...

 

[AmorRoark]

Hey guise can I be a part of this fun puddle?

 

[Binge Artist]

Hey guise can I be a part of this fun puddle?

Wow! A human female.

 

[RedLeader]

Indeed.

 

[Rogue Robot]

I must be a lowly robot.

 

[RedLeader]

Hey, you set yourself up for that one! Do you want to do the whole Data thing and want feelings?

Isn't the desire to have...nevermind, that's been asked for ages by now!