⫸STICKY⫷ 😃 LAVA Chit-Chat Thread! 🤪

[Binge Artist]

But THAT'S what E & C is here for

 

[Rogue Robot]

And good advice it was.

As much as you MAY enjoy giving handjobs to random homeless men, there ARE better ways to earn a living.

Not even. I asked how the hell I distance myself even more from you.

 

[Binge Artist]

You KNOW damned good and well that my posts are the only thing that gets you through the day.

 

[Rogue Robot]

I thought it was coffee, nicotine, and some damn good techno?




Oh, check the cursive writing thread in SO.

 

[Binge Artist]

^checkin' it out. BRB

 

[RedLeader]

BRB too. I am trying to flirt in the Lounge.

 

[Binge Artist]

Lol, I had a friend that was a German exchange student. Occasionally, I still get a letter from him, and his handwriting (in German) is absolutely FUCKED.

So, to impress some of my German teachers, I used to write in just a randomly "bad" way, and they always wrote back "very authentic" in the grading.

 

[Binge Artist]

BRB too. I am trying to flirt in the Lounge.

Hey. Damnit. I'm not in the Lounge.

If you're cheating on me....

 

[Rogue Robot]

Yeah one of the exchange students I knew had fucked up handwriting. It wasn't bad, but it was hard to read as he was also a graf artist, too.

 

[Binge Artist]

What's hillarious is, even though I wasn't trying to "mimic" his handwriting in any way, just writing generally "illegibly", the teachers thought it looked like genuine German cursive.

 

[RedLeader]

What's hillarious is, even though I wasn't trying to "mimic" his handwriting in any way, just writing generally "illegibly", the teachers thought it looked like genuine German cursive.

How in Allah's name do you write that double-s thing in cursive??

 

[Binge Artist]

How in Allah's name do you write that double-s thing in cursive??

I do it more or less like a greek beta.

 

[Rogue Robot]

like this....

 

[RedLeader]

I seriously spent the first 30 minutes of the SAT writing the thing in mandatory cursive since I had no clue really how to write in cursive. And it was like...two setences about not cheating or something.

 

[Binge Artist]

^you had to be able to write German cursive for the Foreign Language SAT?

 

[Rogue Robot]

All I remember from the SAT was the second time I took it, and how I apparently grabbed a pair of Adidas track pants from my bedroom floor to put on. Later on when I took a break from the test, I realized there was a pair of underwear that had fallen down my pant leg.

 

[RedLeader]

I took the SAT during a very bad thunderstorm. Being the horny virgin I was, I was also distracted by the numerous girls freaking out about the situation. Especially those in short shorts...

RedLeader: inattentive :: girls : affright

 

[Binge Artist]

pair of underwear that had fallen down my pant leg.

I've found worse things in my pant legs. Sure, YOUR underwear was towards the top of the list, but there have been worse...

 

[Rogue Robot]

Oh, I'm sure there are. I wasn't really horrified or anything. It was just a little awkward.

 

[Binge Artist]

The only thing you'll find in my pant legs now a day is my huge penis that hangs down to my sockline.

Oh, yes, socks too.