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[Xorkoth]

I don’t think you understand. This is how gay hookups work around here.

No homo tho

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Normal people? I hate'em. They're weird as fuck, why should I drink a cake when I can make one? Nah man. Either coffee or espresso.

PREPARE 4 UR BAN

 

[Captain.Heroin]

I don’t think you understand. This is how gay hookups work around here.

LOL

 

[Captain.Heroin]

No homo tho

just 2 bros working out their urges ... no feelings ...

ya I can get down on that but I get the feelings and want 2 date himmMMM WHY DOESN'T HE LOVE MEEeeee

 

[Captain.Heroin]

at least when they tell me "this is just fun for me, no feelings bro" in the beginning

i am OK with that

but you have to tell me REALLY quick or I'mma hold it against you for not laying boundaries before I start growing feelings

IT IS WORSE IF I ASK U OUT AND U TRY TO NOT SHOW UP
i am not just a dick I HAVE FEELINGS

my life would be so much easier with benzos and heroin... it would just be sex... no feelings... life is a big joke and I need to remember that, always

 

[JGrimez]

That's something I'd do if I wasn't getting laid bro.

I'm glad I got my dick wet last night and that shit's gonna happen again tomorrow if I can arrange for it.

Yeah but your sex is ghey and it's too easy for gay guys to get laid so I'm not jelly in the slightest.

 

[JGrimez]

but you have to tell me REALLY quick or I'mma hold it against you for not laying boundaries before I start growing feelings

Aww

 

[Captain.Heroin]

it's too easy for gay guys to get laid

... how would you know that?

ARE YOU WATCHING ME THROUGH CAMERAS ON MY ROOF?

@andyturbo

ANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy JG IS SPYING ON ME

 

[JGrimez]

You need to submit. This is natural.

Maybe if you're a Democrat which I'm not. They'll say that transgender 3-year olds is natural too.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Aww

yea I have a heart

it hurts to love someone

it really does

I'm in love w/ this guy I've known a whole year and I'm still chasing him...

Other guy I've known about half as long... meh... he don't have feelings for me and was vocal about it. HURT MY FEELINGS but I was at least GRATEFUL for the HONESTY and don't expect to WOO him or have him start feeling feelings.

 

[JGrimez]

... how would you know that?

It's common knowledge that gay guys are super promiscuous and are dirty sluts.

My ex's housemate was gay and he used to leave the house every night to bang a different dude

 

[Captain.Heroin]

I haven't had shatter or pot in like 5, 6 hours, and I'm going through withdrawal.

I'm a real SALTY bitch.

I WANT DRUGS DAMN IT [rageface]

 

[Captain.Heroin]

he used to leave the house every night to bang a different dude

You say that like there's something WRONG with that.

What if it was banging a different chick every night? Would you still think he's a manslut?

If so, kudos for no double standard (y)

 

[Captain.Heroin]

JG yes I could have a different guy every night... or three or four...

I used to live that kind of lifestyle. Slowed down a bit when I met an ass I really liked to fuck. How would I have ever found THE ONE if I didn't keep plowing through tons of people?

Too many fish in the sea you gotta speed-fuck-date tons of people to get to the one.

 

[Xorkoth]

I'm a Demrublican, we believe in the rights of corporations. Corporations are people too! Some corporations identify as male and are really into the BBC, and that's okay because corporations, like human men, have gender and sexuality rights.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

I often wonder if str8 guys would bang a chick every night

or if they would be like "ewwww I'm not a whore..."

JG If you could bang a chick every night would you?
if it was a different chick?
if they were at least hot, maybe?

curious, no judgments

 

[Captain.Heroin]

I'm a Demrublican, we believe in the rights of corporations. Corporations are people too! Some corporations are men who are really into the BBC, and that's okay because corporations, like human men, have gender and sexuality rights.

CORPORATIONS GIVE PEOPLE JOBS AND DESERVE RIGHTS

 

[✿Dai₷y✿]

I feel like posting pls of staff selling drugs just to show you how lovely you people are.

Srsly how dumb are you

 

[Xorkoth]

I feel like posting pls of staff selling drugs just to show you how lovely you people are.

Srsly how dumb are you

?

Do you just go into drama withdrawals every couple of days?

 

[Captain.Heroin]

how dumb are you

If you're that angry you probably need to put the pipe down that shit can cause rage feelings iirc