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[Captain.Heroin]

fuc me dadi

LOL

<-- I hear that on the regular

 

[LadyAlkaline]

HOLD UP.

The staff sells drugs?

WELL DO I HAVE A FUCKING ORDER FOR YALL

 

[LadyAlkaline]

fuc me dadi

Wizard has gone off the fucking rails and I LOVE IT

This is the type of realness I need in my life imho iirc wwjd

 

[JGrimez]

^i'd rather f**k you tbh

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Wizard has gone off the fucking rails and I LOVE IT

This is the type of realness I need in my life imho iirc wwjd

I KNOW

I am so stuck without anything REAL right now

no dick, no ass, no getting sucked, no fucking...

<-- SAD DAD

 

[Captain.Heroin]

lol i saw what u saiiiiidddd

ARROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*SNARLS* [GULFS DOWN MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF RED MEAT AND PROCEEDS TO WEREWOLF SEX]

 

[JGrimez]

CH - have you ever put your thing into a vagina and sucked on women titties?

 

[JGrimez]

lol i saw what u saiiiiidddd

I would've left it but your post screwed the continuity

 

[Captain.Heroin]

p.s. that's the kind of stuff u have to leave up cuz it made me laugh my ass off and i loved it

 

[Captain.Heroin]

CH - have you ever put your thing into a vagina and sucked on women titties?

yes, both, often throughout an earlier point in my life when that appealed to me very much so

am still thinking about railing out a hot latina with a big ass doggy style.. would still do that

probably spank her a lot and pull on hair @madness00 style

 

[Captain.Heroin]

LOL i can delete mine for continuity purposes

that would be hilarious
but it was comic gold

 

[Captain.Heroin]

@LadyAlkaline

how does one go about finding the women who want to get railed out by a big dick

 

[Captain.Heroin]

on that note i should leave and eat my food thinking about latinas in short shorts

because that's hot and I need something sexy to think about while I eat

 

[LadyAlkaline]

@LadyAlkaline

how does one go about finding the women who want to get railed out by a big dick

Walmart
Wear a shirt that says "I have a big dick" or wear grey sweats

 

[Captain.Heroin]

sex isn't an addiction and I feel bad for people who would think it is one

 

[JGrimez]

sex isn't an addiction and I feel bad for people who would think it is one

Uh it definitely can be and just based on what I've read you are possibly a sex addict.

You also may be a psychopath judging by your eagerness to bomb millions of innocent people.

(just felt like jumping in on bashing CH)

 

[Captain.Heroin]

thank you for bringing CEP drama into TL that is very much appreciated

Korean war was highly justifiable. Thanks for trying to dissuade me from thinking otherwise.

 

[CFC]

Some corporations identify as male and are really into the BBC

Anytime you yankeedoodles say BBC, you're sowing the seeds of confusion, as there's only one BBC in the world and it's not a cock.

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Specified. The cameras cant hurt you.

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

You also may be a psychopath judging by your eagerness to bomb millions of innocent people.

Killing billions would be more efficient for the world and Id prefer some other way than bombing. Thank you.