Guys I did some math homework at 12:30 at night right after I made some food and before I ate it. Now my nose is clogged and math homework just takes the appetite right out of me. Wut shud I dews?
The long, long ago?
It was actually really fucking stupid and kinda funny. I had just got back from a wedding in Belgium and I decided to have a drink at this little Kiwi bar in Amsterdam that I like. It's a pretty no-frills, just above a dive bar kinda place. I was kinda tired and I'd already been drinking a lot over the past few days. Anyways, this Dutch girl was at the bar who had been trying to sleep with me forever. She was not very attractive. Anyways, I get kinda drunk and we're talking about how I dislocated my shoulder last and I, in my drunken wisdom decide to demonstrate the movement at the bar. Of fucking course my shoulder pops out and I'm in serious pain. She tries to comfort me and I tell her to get the fuck away from me while I try and pop it back in. I manage to and the next thing I know I'm on the floor with some concerned Irish lads around me, the girl and the bar-lady (I was a regular, so they actually cared) and it turns out I passed out from the pain when I popped it back into place. Anyways, I was just relieved it was back in place, but it still hurt like a bitch. Anyways, I got more shit faced and the dutch girl took me to her fucking nice apartment (she must have been loaded). I made a makeshift sling out of a sweater and then we watched the first Lord of the Rings and she gave me a blowjob, while I watched it! I don't think I'll ever think of Frodo the same way ever again. Overall, pretty shitty. 3/10, but decent because of the story that makes me lol about how ridiculous that night was.
It's the story you get to tell that makes these experiences at least a 7/10, if not 7.5 or maybe up to 7.786 (at the absolute most, I won't get into the math involved)
Psychedelics are my drug of choice, I would choose psychedelics if I could only choose one type of drug. They're the only drugs that have actually been a good thing for me.
I tried to make an image for this using the Google Deep Dream but the site I used to use is gone and the only sites I can find now are shit, so bah, and humbug. I fart in their general direction. They better hurry and finish processing my image or I shall taunt them a second time.
irl is my preferred place to fuck
I took 1050mg of Vyvanse (15 capsules - 300mg pure dexamphetamine) Sun-Tues. FFS! Must be rona-rebound insanity. Nobody needs that much
Jesus fucking christ CFC, you are a beast!

I think I would die, like for real.
CH
Can you please consider having an emotional breakdown shitposting any as in staff where we don't have to have it visible?
Just a suggestion.
It's funny you'd say that now because for the past few pages CH has been dropping some seriously kind and insightful stuff and being an all-around sweet and supportive guy. On the CH breakdown scale, we're barely even registering right now.
I will freely admit that sometimes I don't want to read 5 posts in a row about wanting to die, but CH is always kind to other people and I care about him and so do other people. Come on daisy, let yourself feel the plur, like it's 1999. I have it from a reliable source (from the darknet) that purple squirrels are the happiest squirrels. It might be because of all the nuts they're always shoving into their mouths, but I'm not sure. Either way,