💀 The Abyss 💀 (Open 24hrs)

[sewerslide.666mg]

I don't know which one if funnier this one or the one with the blondie

 

[Ganjcat]

Waz up! I have over 30 notifications.. I bet half are a 'reaction' why does this site wanna bum facebook

 

[MDPV_Psychosis]

You can turn off notifications/alerts for reactions if you don't want to get them anymore. Or you could just complain more. Or stop using BL if it really bothers you enough.

 

[Ganjcat]

Talking of the abyss has anyone gone in their crawl space or attic with nothing but foil, foil tube and smack and a cozy lamp I'm in my grandma's attic while everyone asleep just chilling and hitting the beetle it's so quiet and so relaxing I feel like a gremlin or a troll

 

[Ganjcat]

Seriously peeps need to try this if you need to go stealth to in your household the attic might be the best place as all smoke rises I dunno what it is the small ceiling insane chlostrotrophobia I'm enjoying both of them though unlike most I like small closed off rooms with no draft

 

[Ganjcat]

Btw u I haz bad spelling it's because English is not my first language A'rivadechi!

 

[Ganjcat]

I'm just a feel machine

I was just looking for a sexy hunk of a man to show me a good time as well I heard you need a crane to lift yourself out of bed because your that ripped I also heard you crushed a fellow lover to death with said pecs hence why you are so sad

Real talk do you secretly take heroin but are ashamed to admit it? It's just with your name Captain.H I've always wondered and it's always bugged me

 

[Captain.Heroin]

I used to use heroin and was very upset at myself for being addicted to it. Eventually (circa 2013) quit that shit and moved on without heroin.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

ashamed to admit it?

I still have sexy dreams with females in them ... ashamed to admit it to IRL lovers.

 

[SS373dOH]

Btw u I haz bad spelling it's because English is not my first language A'rivadechi!

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[Stark]

But Trump gave me $1,199 instead of 1,200.

Good thing you got it this week.

With inflation, a few days later that 1199 will only be worth 995

 

[Stark]

My friends. I have been given the honor to be a game tester! Absolutely fucking thrilled, could have never even imagined this.

Nice, I beta'd for the Star Wars MMO

 

[Gloomp]

I first read this as "anyone plugging the FF7 remake"

And I was like, yes! yes I am. It hurts, but it hurts so good...

Do not defile the name of FF7!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[EphemeralOutlet141]

No thanks, but hopefully I can fall asleep again.

You’re buck naked, running through the woods, jizzing on rocks and casting spells like @devilsgospel. Naughty.

Just another Friday night over at the devil's house, my neighbors love me

 

[Gloomp]

Speaking of etiquette, its prudent to post tits or flaccid dick in the noody, or as some say, gtfo.

Hmmmmm, I see it really got to you. How bad do you want to be smacked in the face by my dick, really? I offer these services to males for a mere $25 a pap.

 

[SS373dOH]

Hmmmmm, I see it really got to you. How bad do you want to be smacked in the face by my dick, really? I offer these services to males for a mere $25 a pap.

Do the lassies get a price break?

If so..

This is bullshit !

 

[MemphisX3]

I used to use heroin and was very upset at myself for being addicted to it. Eventually (circa 2013) quit that shit and moved on without heroin.

From the looks of it you just replaced the addiction with cock

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Chances are that Im getting ketamine today. I am so fucking hyped for it! Waited over 2 weeks.

 

[Xorkoth]

Do not defile the name of FF7!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll defile whomever I please, thank you very much.

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

I am using my witchcraft so that you will be in a K-hole by noon.

*edit* It’s done! So Mote It Be!

— Wizard

I love you! If I get it I will pray for you at night today.