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schizopath said:
Aint no surprises here. Though so is my godfather whos currently in the psych ward.
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My dad was an incredible cop! He was even on the news for saving a baby.

He’s retired now so he chills with scotch and a cigar. He’s the main photographer for Wild Bill’s Tobacco... Where he gets his smokes. He just hangs out and enjoys living in a country area. He lives right on a nature preserve. It’s gorgeous.
 
schizopath said:
On average, less than 20 per cent of men have a penis larger than 6 inches. Those with a penis size closer to the seven inch mark are considered ‘very large’. Less than 3 per cent of men fall into this bracket.

+Seven inch = 3%? Huh.

Im starting to think I was born in the few percentages clubs.
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There’s no disagreement here, but be humble with your powers. ;)
 
CoastTwoCoast said:
When I got mad at my mom in my teens, I would storm out of the house and walk around the corner to Walgreens to steal lipgloss, all kinds of makeup. Took off the labels so I didn’t set off the alarm when I walked through the detector. I’d only buy a pack of gum to make it look like I bought something.

Those makeup corporations charge way too much anyway. Never ever got caught. Damn the man!

My dad is a popo, he would’ve kicked my ass if he knew.



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This sounds like every girl I went to school with in my hometown lol.
 
I didn't hit my vape all last night or today, until just now... I felt substantially better before I did. Nicotine is a stupid drug, I have no idea why I feel compulsed to use it.
 
Xorkoth said:
I didn't hit my vape all last night or today, until just now... I felt substantially better before I did. Nicotine is a stupid drug, I have no idea why I feel compulsed to use it.
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I'm only into it for opioid/gaba drug enhancement tbh. Work too really gives me the urge to smoke. But yeah it's dumb I need to quit soon.
 
madness00 said:
Just now another person at the library started yelling "CORONA!" because someone sneezed.

Most rowdy day at the library in a while, despite this type of shit happening often.
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What u doin at library all the time? U work there?
 
I recent;y quit cigs and switched to a vape... the problem is I never smoked every day, I only did it when going out or doing band stuff. Now I am always hitting the vape. Fortunately I have never gotten nicotine withdrawal, even when I hit my vape (I used to vape and switched to cigs to quit LOL) morning to night every day for years. I have always been able to just not do it (like when visiting my mom who absolutely hates tobacco with a fiery passion) and immediately feel better, all I get are mental cravings. Which makes it all the more strange that I keep coming back to it.
 
Xorkoth said:
I recent;y quit cigs and switched to a vape... the problem is I never smoked every day, I only did it when going out or doing band stuff. Now I am always hitting the vape. Fortunately I have never gotten nicotine withdrawal, even when I hit my vape (I used to vape and switched to cigs to quit LOL) morning to night every day for years. I have always been able to just not do it (like when visiting my mom who absolutely hates tobacco with a fiery passion) and immediately feel better, all I get are mental cravings. Which makes it all the more strange that I keep coming back to it.
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Lol that's the classic vape problem. When I used my juul I would consume way more nicotine than when I smoked cigs. Then I started using both so I essentially just got further into using nicotine. Not the great fix everyone thinks.
 
I'm wicked punctual and give myself plenty of time.

When i worked at the bank i was the first one in every morning. Now that i'm in retail i punch in 15-30 min early most of the time.
 
In the corporate world i'd show up around 8AM. We had clients in Germany though and i ran their accounts so it was to my benefit.

In retail i have random ass schedules.
 
Xorkoth said:
I feel you... when I was younger I fell asleep so easy, these days it's hard unless I'm really tired.



I used to shoplift groceries all the time when I was on opiates. Anything I could fit in my coat or cargo pants, I got really good at it. I also used to steal bulk poppy seeds. I was like 28 I think. I got caught twice at 2 different stores, and one of them banned me but didn't call the cops (I go there all the time again now), and the other didn't even ban me and made me pay for them... though I pretended I didn't mean to, no idea why the guy didn't do more.

I don't do it anymore because I can afford not to now and it would be so dumb to get caught up for that. It's definitely a rush but just not worth it to me at all anymore.
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Can't relate, chronic insomniac since birth here... 😭
 
schizopath said:
On average, less than 20 per cent of men have a penis larger than 6 inches. Those with a penis size closer to the seven inch mark are considered ‘very large’. Less than 3 per cent of men fall into this bracket.

+Seven inch = 3%? Huh.

Im starting to think I was born in the few percentages clubs.
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That puts me in the 20%, but not the 3%, no complaints yet haha
 
BK38 said:
Can't relate, chronic insomniac since birth here... 😭
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High five insomnia crew ✋ used to have night terrors as a kid too. I sleep like shit it's one of the reasons I use downers. I follow all those sleep hygiene things and I still just stare at my ceiling through the night unless I'm fucked up.
 
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