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Captain.Heroin said:
LOL what really? SICK OF HIS WIFE so went to jail to get away from her? Damn.

Makes me thankful I guess.

The local news here wouldn't do that over petty shit it's hilarious. They're more like "this dude shot 12 coppers before taking his own life" lulz. It's like sick shit. People are sick here. My city is full of mentally sick/disabled people. We're taking on all the sloths of the world for no reason in particular and it's quite posh.
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The story is a bit more complicated than that.

He was a marine who came home to find that his particular skill set (killing humans) was not rly as transferable to, say, middle management or any civilian position rly. He had an infant and was falling behind on bills. So, wifey masterminds this lil Podunk bank robbery and guilt trips him into doing it for the kid, the marriage, etc.

After it's successful, she holds it over his head in every argument they get into, threatening to go to the police, says he'll lose custody, for a few years this goes on and he doesn't want to turn himself in for fear of the kid going into state custody. Anyways yea, eventually he just had enough and made sure he had a decent attorney who made sure the kid would be in custody of his parents.

Judge took it easy on him as it was not very big $, his having served in the Marines, and his obvious guilt over the situation.

They sent him to the Adirondacks to move stones from one end of the trail to the other for a year and then he was out. He finally just got full custody of his child and is doing a pretty good job all things considered.
 
nice cheekbones hope

you look like you could hold your own in a brawl and would look pretty menacing here with all the kiddos and shorties and gurners. You'd fit right in and I'd show ya the ropes.

But rent here is crazy so don't move here pls it's so toxic here until the plebes go away.
 
DopeM said:
The story is a bit more complicated than that.

He was a marine who came home to find that his particular skill set (killing humans) was not rly as transferable to, say, middle management or any civilian position rly. He had an infant and was falling behind on bills. So, wifey masterminds this lil Podunk bank robbery and guilt trips him into doing it for the kid, the marriage, etc.

After it's successful, she holds it over his head in every argument they get into, threatening to go to the police, says he'll lose custody, for a few years this goes on and he doesn't want to turn himself in for fear of the kid going into state custody. Anyways yea, eventually he just had enough and made sure he had a decent attorney who made sure the kid would be in custody of his parents.

Judge took it easy on him as it was not very big $, his having served in the Marines, and his obvious guilt over the situation.

They sent him to the Adirondacks to move stones from one end of the trail to the other for a year and then he was out. He finally just got full custody of his child and is doing a pretty good job all things considered.
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wow

what a gold digging whore

"GO ROB THE BANK"

"U ROBBED A BANK U BETTER SUCK MY CLIT"

lol

if a man does that to a woman it's rape... but when a woman does it... it's just a gold digging whore

i like sexism

i bet you she didn't serve a day LOL yay wimmenz
 
Captain.Heroin said:
Yeah I start to think that too in my trips and then I have to remind myself "NO WAY IN HELL ANYONE WOULD CHOOSE THIS CPT. THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE ZERO FRIENDS AND ARE BLANK-STARING AT A WALL WHILE FOUR PEOPLE ARE STARING AT YOU WONDERING HOW FUCKED UP YOU ARE BECAUSE THEY DON'T GO EVEN A THIRD AS HEAVY AS YOU DO" hehe.

Trust me I know I didn't choose this. I'd be a DOPEM in the next life. Seems exhilarating and you had me sold at "heroin and acid". That shit sounds luxurious and yes I've done that combo before many years ago = WONDERFUL.

Itching my body just thinking about it. Fuck.

OH GOD you know guys maybe I'm suicidal because of CB-1 withdrawal. I should dab.

I should never stop the madness.

I should remember HEY CAPTAIN YOU'VE BEEN A MAJOR POT HEAD FOR COUNTLESS YEARS DON'T JUST COLD TURKEY MARIJUANA BROSEPH
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Why wouldn't anyone choose this? You think that no super rich spoiled kids ever thought "I wish I could just blend in and be "normal" or some extra poor person would just want to live a little more comfortably?

Maybe in a past life you came across a person that you felt you wanted to experience that solitude or whatever it is you are experiencing now as you blankly stare at a wall, maybe you were one of the three ppl wondering what's going in in Captain's head right now. I can't explain how time works
 
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Also, his wife mustve been quite the lassie
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Nice!

Yea, she was a specimen alright
 
DopeM said:
Why wouldn't anyone choose this? You think that no super rich spoiled kids ever thought "I wish I could just blend in and be "normal" or some extra poor person would just want to live a little more comfortably?

Maybe in a past life you came across a person that you felt you wanted to experience that solitude or whatever it is you are experiencing now as you blankly stare at a wall, maybe you were one of the three ppl wondering what's going in in Captain's head right now. I can't explain how time works
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ummm because I have PTSD and my brain is really sick/dysfunctional. Like there's easily 10 people I'd rather be no matter what, hands down. I'm just shit.

"Someone has to be me so I'm not an NPC bot" is also a major downer. Yeah. Or maybe I'm just an NPC bot taking drugs and shouldn't think much of my non-existence. But then again I wouldn't have thoughts

man

you would be a trip to take acid with

it's so sad that shit is hard to come across compared to other drugs

whatever happened to that silo in Iowa :(
 
Maybe I'm just upset because I'm still grieving over 7 deaths and the loss of a relationship that I still want but he's "depressed" and toxic like me (by "toxic" I mean SEVERE DEPRESSION WITH SUICIDAL IDEATION psychology has us all labeled to a T) so he couldn't even come over last night

so I just spend the nights alone

playing with my D by myself

at least I *finger gun blows* still have it... maybe that's what I'm holding on for. At least get ugly/old/unattractive like Whitney Houston before I slam a half gram of cocaine in a scalding hot bathtub full of water for someone else to find my soupy body mess haha
 
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