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SS373dOH said:
I was on the news a few years back. I made a stealing jacket. It has the inner lining cut so I could just whip items in. When I didnt have money, my guy would have me boost shit for bags. I walked out of Wal-Mart with my jacket almost bursting at the seams. Evaded police and they put my pic on the news. Never got caught.


Ps. Hi cops, it wasn't me.
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1) i love your story and
2) 1st amendment free speech = defended. they have to catch you in the act, no evidence. blurry photo could be anybody THAT COULD BE A 400 LB FAT GUY IN NEW JERSEY

... I've been told I should be a defense attorney by tons of people.
 
SS373dOH said:
I was on the news a few years back. I made a stealing jacket. It has the inner lining cut so I could just whip items in. When I didnt have money, my guy would have me boost shit for bags. I walked out of Wal-Mart with my jacket almost bursting at the seams. Evaded police and they put my pic on the news. Never got caught.


Ps. Hi cops, it wasn't me.
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Lol, I also utilized inside pockets but never to the point of self alterations.

The only time we were caught was stealing beer and it was difficult explaining how I got the same shirt on as the big eared boy in the camera.

A friend once robbed a bank in some bumfuck town and jogged away like nothing happened. They kept putting some photo of his hoodedc head on the news. Eventually he got so sick of his wife that he just turned himself in to get away from her...
 
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Captain.Heroin said:
Did you choose to be born did you choose to be Devil's gospel did you choose to have a drug problem did you choose how tall your going to be or how big your dick was going to be did you choose your skin color how much of life is authentic
All Human Action is a learned behavior the only unique thing about you are your perceptions a subjective reality that doesn't impact objective reality If people really do have free will there really just cancel out each other's quote on quote free will but it's not free nobody's really free we're all trapped in a prison of each other's design

The self is an illusion. What makes up my body what makes up each cell in my body what makes up those organelles just a bunch of small particle physics pieces puzzle pieces were all the same puzzle pieces Imagine The Space Between Us imagine the desk they're all made of quarks everything is it's an illusion of the macro illusion imagine that you keep zooming out and you see the whole universe you can't see me and you anymore but you can see the whole universe does that mean we stop existing just because we can't be seen

You can keep zooming in until you can't see us or the universe doesn't mean all those other things stop.

Reality just happens it's all predetermined there's no free will I'm sorry to tell you guys that because it's a really fucking ass kicking bummer to realize on psychedelics
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I'm way too drunk to talk psychology but if you go your whole life telling yourself that you are helpless and will never be better then you won't. I personally refuse to go through life believing that I'm not worth being happy.

Wallowing is worthless. Nothing is predetermined. Everything means nothing but that means you can do whatever the fuck you want.
 
DopeM said:
Lol, I also utilized inside pockets but never to the point of self alterations.

The only time we were caught was stealing beer and it was difficult explaining how I got the same shirt on as the big eared boy in the camera.

A friend once robbed a bank in some bumfuck town and jogged away like nothing happened. They kept putting some photo of his hoodedc head on the news. Eventually he got so sick of his wife that he just turned himself in to get away from her...
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LOL what really? SICK OF HIS WIFE so went to jail to get away from her? Damn.

Makes me thankful I guess.

The local news here wouldn't do that over petty shit it's hilarious. They're more like "this dude shot 12 coppers before taking his own life" lulz. It's like sick shit. People are sick here. My city is full of mentally sick/disabled people. We're taking on all the sloths of the world for no reason in particular and it's quite posh.
 
Sometimes I actually believe I chose to be here. I'm sure its just a coping mechanism, but it feels nice thinking I chose the monotony of this middle class shit. You gotta experience it all
 
devilsgospel said:
I'm way too drunk to talk psychology but if you go your whole life telling yourself that you are helpless and will never be better then you won't. I personally refuse to go through life believing that I'm not worth being happy.

Wallowing is worthless.
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Happiness is worth it, but living is overrated to me. I just want to die, I don't get why that's SOOOsooOoooo much to ask for from Judeochristian society. Suicide isn't a sin. It's just a way to skip to the end if you're bored. That's about it. Life's a big joke to me. I'm an atheist. There's no heaven or hell that isn't right here on earth. And I've seen enough of it.

I might go on for a while. Maybe I'll live to sleep with PAINFUL ONE but I think she's all flirt and no action.

I dunno though maybe I'll go to her state and see what all the fuss is about and then fuck the Mormon bois too
 
Captain.Heroin said:
LOL what really? SICK OF HIS WIFE so went to jail to get away from her? Damn.

Makes me thankful I guess.

The local news here wouldn't do that over petty shit it's hilarious. They're more like "this dude shot 12 coppers before taking his own life" lulz. It's like sick shit. People are sick here. My city is full of mentally sick/disabled people. We're taking on all the sloths of the world for no reason in particular and it's quite posh.
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i thought it was everywhere honestly.
but LA always was really sickk. 🦄
 
DopeM said:
Sometimes I actually believe I chose to be here. I'm sure its just a coping mechanism, but it feels nice thinking I chose the monotony of this middle class shit. You gotta experience it all
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Yeah I start to think that too in my trips and then I have to remind myself "NO WAY IN HELL ANYONE WOULD CHOOSE THIS CPT. THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE ZERO FRIENDS AND ARE BLANK-STARING AT A WALL WHILE FOUR PEOPLE ARE STARING AT YOU WONDERING HOW FUCKED UP YOU ARE BECAUSE THEY DON'T GO EVEN A THIRD AS HEAVY AS YOU DO" hehe.

Trust me I know I didn't choose this. I'd be a DOPEM in the next life. Seems exhilarating and you had me sold at "heroin and acid". That shit sounds luxurious and yes I've done that combo before many years ago = WONDERFUL.

Itching my body just thinking about it. Fuck.

OH GOD you know guys maybe I'm suicidal because of CB-1 withdrawal. I should dab.

I should never stop the madness.

I should remember HEY CAPTAIN YOU'VE BEEN A MAJOR POT HEAD FOR COUNTLESS YEARS DON'T JUST COLD TURKEY MARIJUANA BROSEPH
 
devilsgospel said:
Cap I love you but I think your worldview is shit
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Thanks bro. You sound like my friends who want only positive outlooks on life and are scared if I bring up the truth of GLOBAL WARMING that they also fear a lot too. It's like it's all a form of a deep-seated death phobia. Get over that and you can get over anything. Nothing's to be afraid of. Nothing. I'm not afraid of anything.

Even if I wake up and Shady is holding a knife to my throat I'd probably laugh and offer to suck his D.
 
DopeM said:
Lol, I also utilized inside pockets but never to the point of self alterations.

The only time we were caught was stealing beer and it was difficult explaining how I got the same shirt on as the big eared boy in the camera.

A friend once robbed a bank in some bumfuck town and jogged away like nothing happened. They kept putting some photo of his hoodedc head on the news. Eventually he got so sick of his wife that he just turned himself in to get away from her...
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Also, his wife mustve been quite the lassie
 
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