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ok I used 5 mins to get DG whiskey advice, I will try to just take shots like a man it is frozen well so yea

and ugh back to folding laundry THANKS DAD yeah I call myself dad

btw me and my 2 bros were talking about how we've been called daddy

im like "yea ive been called daddy in bed since my early/mid twenties"

sigh
 
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would fuck her
wanna be her in the next life
 
I'm watching That 70s Show rn 😍 I'd give my left nut to have Mila Kunis sit on my face

Tequila is probably the best thing to drink straight, it's the smoothest and most natural liquor out of all of them. Pretty healthy compared to the others too.

I feel pretty fuckin nice on this phenibut and whiskey plus my cat is being super cuddly

Gonna chainsmoke
 
OUCH OH FUCK that hurt

i was breaking this plastic thing in half and closed my eyes JUST AT THE RIGHT TIME THANK GOD and it went FLICK right into the center of my right eyeball FUCK OUCH THAT HURT lol

lol

I'm so glad I can laugh at shit like that

eye ball is fine it didn't get hurt OWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwww fuck

I'm so glad I didn't just permanently blind myself in one eye

I was on a roll with chores but fuck that shit that hurt I need a minute to not panic w/o benzos LOL owwwwwwwwwowowowowowowowwow

I guess my reaction time isn't off terribly, so thank god I wasn't higher when I did that

owwwwwwwwwwowowowowowowowowowowow
 
devilsgospel said:
I'm watching That 70s Show rn 😍 I'd give my left nut to have Mila Kunis sit on my face

Tequila is probably the best thing to drink straight, it's the smoothest and most natural liquor out of all of them. Pretty healthy compared to the others too.

I feel pretty fuckin nice on this phenibut and whiskey plus my cat is being super cuddly

Gonna chainsmoke
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if I get to be her in the next life bb i'll come sit on your face <3
 
Captain.Heroin said:
I'm so manic I have one black metal track going on repeat and it's only like 5 minutes long

I don't have any $ should I just go rob a pharmacy for DXM and just eat all the cough gels out of one pack and run
they're P easy to open in like 10 seconds or less

I have a BL friend who admitted they did that once lul

and I was like... that's plebe shit
and now I'm like... that's fucking awesome I should do that shit
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70 minutes later and I still have the same track playing

yeah I"m manic as fuck I can't help it

LIFE IS VERY LONGgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
 
Captain.Heroin said:
NO you're just SEXY. Your toxicity is like a manifestation of your STEEL TANK testosterone levels.

Just be you be cuddle puddle breezy never stop the MADNESS <3
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Xorkoth said:
My bass player in my band is always talking about bleep bloops, I've never heard anyone else use that term like that. You don't have to be 24 years old and play bass in a band, do you?
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34 and tenor sax in a basement.

But I do have a friend who goes by dolf lundgren

When I do thieve I do it kindly though
 
Anything worth reading in the last 5 pages?

I hate when I have to work hard. It almost always means it's for nothing.
 
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