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DopeM said:
Anything worth reading in the last 5 pages?

I hate when I have to work hard. It almost always means it's for nothing.
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When it comes to this thread I just drop into the most recent nonsense and roll with it.

On an unrelated note I am feeling toasty af. Phenibut is pretty cool I'm definitely rolling with this for a bit until I can do some real shit again. God I miss anxiolytics I can drop my true inner lizard-like antisocial personality and fuckin CHILL
 
DopeM said:
34 and tenor sax in a basement.

But I do have a friend who goes by dolf lundgren

When I do thieve I do it kindly though
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lol i have a tenor sax too

small world

BTW

I found 3 bags of potato chips that 2019 whorella would probably just eat w/o asking me first

so

should i go return 'em 1.88x3 and then that's enough $ for a bottle of DXM

or do I return that and buy a burrito

WHO AM I KIDDING COUGH GELS

right

oh man why can't i get both
 
I just don't like how dxm fucks with my tolerance

i kinda think I should get my $ back

what do ya'll think

I already started eating the 5.16 pork chops or id' return those too

oh who am i kidding I LOVE PORK

i have $2 on me $1.88 times 3 is... ehhh that plus my $2 is just enough for a burrito

this is such
horse
shit

ugh

maybe i count my coins first and I just return one bag of chips

COME ON $3 IN CHANGE... BELIEVE...I WANT TO BELIEVE


or maybe I ask whorella to buy me a burrito because I'ma poor

LOL "i hate you I HATE YOU i hate you YOU'RE A WHORE pls buy me food and i'll fuck you"

i'm totally projecting because I WILL FUCK FOR FOOD

ahhahaha

maybe when he texts me i"M like "CAN WE GO GET BURRITO PLS" and if he says no I just tell him to fuck off HAHAHAHAHAHAH

oh god

OH GOD I'm so hungry LORT HELP ME

hey that's how I know I don't love him I'll hold this D hostage over a burrito LOL

gotta feed the puma if you want him to ride you all night long that shit burns calories

CAPTAIN STOP FUCKING AROUND YOU SHOULD GO RETURN THOSE CHIPS NOW BRO GET YOUR $$$$

yeah you're right smarter version of me that's such a good idea why didn't I think of that first

BRB.... $ instead of food because I could use a protein source more than I could bags of chips

lol my family would be so so proud of me.

WAIT THIS ISN'T GOING TOWARDS BURRITOS IT'LL GO TOWARDS COUGH GELS ugh but that shit feels so... blah like if I go fucking face out on the beach on alc+that it's gonna suck and be all scary/dizzy I want my brain candy I WANT TO BE A KLUB KID FOREVER

oh shit i better go exchange it now before I lose the will... but what if they're not on special later

you konw what maybe I'll wait to exchange my chips

im like

oh fuck
why can't i make up my mind

fuck this noise i'll keep the food i can just make food here

ugh

UGH

<--taco truck whore
 
Whorella

I used to call my on and off ex gf Vampira

Because she is a predatory woman who feeds on suffering emotion and cocks

A perfect 10 but the very definition of a psychic vampire
 
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this is genius

but it's so sad I was so craving for COUGH GELS and now I'm like "fuck it I'll get a burrito"

CAPTAIN IF YOU SPEND YOUR LAST $$ ON FOOD AND NOT DXM YOU CAN'T GET DXM

idiot

I'm such an idiot

I want it all

maybe I will just walk in there rip that shit open twist off finger punch the aluminum and run out eating the gels and toss that shit and run until I can disappear

haha

I'm such a fucking idiot

CAPTAIN HEROIN YOU ARE AN IDIOT
 
I decided to come back with the $7 in cash I have and I was like "thanks bro" to the guy helping me out lol

i'm such a permatrip

Ahhh and what am I giong to do with that tomorrow maybe cough gels maybe burrito

fast forward 24 hours and I'm still undecided lol

SAVE IT FOR DRUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YAY

yeah I like that plan
 
YEAH DRINK ALL THE WHISKEY SEE IF I CAN GO THROUGH MOST OF A HANDLE OF 42% THAT'S A SMART IDEA CAPTAIN I LIKE YOUR MINDWHEEL

worst case scenario is a hangover tomorrow while I cry for dissociatives

and my $7 is JUST ENOUGH FOR A DXM TRIP
 
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this is what I'm drinking tonight

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Devils
I texted whorella

Sometimes good sex is really good sex and you're vibing your dick in and out and it's like yeah that feels so good I'll come in minutes it's so tight is so warm it's so submissive and yeah I'm going to fuck that shit I can't help myself it's just going to happen it's just determinism it's just like my dick was meant to be fit in that hole and I'm going to work it and is going to submit to my dick yeah I can't blame you bro if it's like that just do it and like I'll support you on your decision
 
I'm in a zephyr mood tonight so not gonna bother to read any of the 8 pages since I last read and just post something that seems well thought out but was really just stream of consciousness because I'm too sober to think. Damn that was one long ass run on....
 
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