🌟🌟 Social 🌟🌟 Gibberings ver. CCXIX - "what's new, c*nty chops?"

[Perkins : Reborn]

Had a bloods appointment today. Nurse was good, no pain even in my left arm.

At one point she (a Muslim) said she could feel a lot of kindness coming from me.

I had no heart to tell her I'm actually a devil worshipping scumbag.

 

[Bleaney]

BAN.

Just from the sub-forum, or from the entire platform?

 

[Perkins : Reborn]

Just from the sub-forum, or from the entire platform?

Just the Manchester subforum. I mean, if you were going to make absurd jokes anywhere, you'd expect that to be a safe bet.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

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ibb.co

ketamine, I posted a few weeks ago in regard to this stuff and said I'd take a pic of the next batch. you can see what I was on about now, it's literally like Meth in the form it comes in.

had such a deep trip yesterday, time bending and the ego dies as I take the form of a black blob that floats through space and time.
@placebonaut check the link mate, this is how my ket comes!!!!!

 

[placebonaut]

never seen it that big before! even I'd struggle to snort 1 of those

 

[Perkins : Reborn]

I used to see it cooked from rose water regularly, but I rarely saw a crystal that big.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

never seen it that big before! even I'd struggle to snort 1 of those

Try boofing the damn stuff!!!!!

 

[placebonaut]

I used to see it cooked from rose water regularly, but I rarely saw a crystal that big.

not come across rose water before, what's that then? a precursor?

Try boofing the damn stuff!!!!!

 

[Perkins : Reborn]

It came over here in bottles labelled rose water and people would just evaporate it into crystal.

 

[Shambles]

It came over here in bottles labelled rose water and people would just evaporate it into crystal.

I remember that. Stuff I’ve had recently comes in fairly large crystals, but Bandit’s are farkin mahoosive!!!

 

[Perkins : Reborn]

That's probably where the stupid practice of 'cooking' already crystallised ketamine originated. All you're doing is re-dissolving the stuff.

You'll only get what's already there, and you might even lose some potency. Pointless. Just use a lighter and a fiver to crush it.

 

[placebonaut]

It came over here in bottles labelled rose water and people would just evaporate it into crystal.

sneaky

 

[Perkins : Reborn]

sneaky

But it was fine ketamine. The best I ever witnessed.

Haven't had ketamine in years, but I'd probably have to groom a youth to actually get any.

 

[BK38]

Lazy Saturday... tried to get some music equipment back to lay some raps down but the bastard running it has gone on holiday methinks.... that or I'm out bloody 350 euro....time for a wee drink or 10. Took 600mg pregab today and am on day 2 of quitting a moderate codeine habit.

How are you wankers doing?

Edit: meant to post pic of booze, inadvertently posted a pic of a hat. I'm leaving it.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Lazy Saturday... tried to get some music equipment back to lay some raps down but the bastard running it has gone on holiday methinks.... that or I'm out bloody 350 euro....time for a wee drink or 10. Took 600mg pregab today and am on day 2 of quitting a moderate codeine habit.

How are you wankers doing?

Edit: meant to post pic of booze, inadvertently posted a pic of a hat. I'm leaving it.

This wanker is doing just fine matey, thanks for asking!

I'd love to see your hat, but all I'm getting is "imgur.com refused to connect"...

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I was going to say, you get charged £60 from Wilmslow to south Manchester, so it's not that bad!

Well, there appears to be more to this little story than meets the eye.

After seeing your responses, I started getting a little suspicious - especially as we live exactly 38 miles from the venue, so 60 quid for an Uber in the small hours does seem to be extremely good value.

Guess what else costs 60 quid?

A fuckin Q.

Guess what was in his bedroom the next morning?

A fuckin Q.

Me and his mum reckon he did catch the last train home, blagged some dosh out of me, then went and scored.

Now I can't prove this, but he's my lad so I know how his mind works.

I can't be too mad though, as I see it as karma for being a cunt myself...

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

Well, there appears to be more to this little story than meets the eye.

After seeing your responses, I started getting a little suspicious - especially as we live exactly 38 miles from the venue, so 60 quid for an Uber in the small hours does seem to be extremely good value.

Guess what else costs 60 quid?

A fuckin Q.

Guess what was in his bedroom the next morning?

A fuckin Q.

Me and his mum reckon he did catch the last train home, blagged some dosh out of me, then went and scored.

Now I can't prove this, but he's my lad so I know how his mind works.

I can't be too mad though, as I see it as karma for being a cunt myself...

hmm if so then he could do with a word re respect, not in any way telling you how to parent tho mate

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

hmm if so then he could do with a word re respect, not in any way telling you how to parent tho mate

As I said, I can't be sure, it's only a suspicion. Perhaps it's just my inate paranoia.

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

As I said, I can't be sure, it's only a suspicion. Perhaps it's just my inate paranoia.

I mean, I did it to tbh as a teenager. 'Borrowed' the old man's cash card and withdrew £50 iirc, then another £30 another time.

He would been furious if he'd found out, wasn't prone to violence (well, not with family anyway) but that would have tested his patience I think...oldschool 'don;'t steal from your own' type values

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I mean, I did it to tbh as a teenager. 'Borrowed' the old man's cash card and withdrew £50 iirc, then another £30 another time.

He would been furious if he'd found out, wasn't prone to violence (well, not with family anyway) but that would have tested his patience I think...oldschool 'don;'t steal from your own' type values

Heh, the little cunt did that to me the other day. I couldn't find my cash card, so I checked my online banking. Found several transactions at a local nightclub totalling 50 quid, When I confronted him, he handed me my card back and swore blind that I said he could take it. But I was so pissed the previous night that I couldn't deny it.

Eee, the double curse of booze and contactless cards...