🌟🌟 Social 🌟🌟 Gibberings ver. CCXIX - "what's new, c*nty chops?"

[Perkins : Reborn]

Oh dear.

To be fair to him, it's a bit of a hike from the Etihad Campus (aka Beswick) to Piccadilly station.

Half an hour's walk stone cold sober, and trams are a rip off and were probably rammed.

But sixty quid is sixty quid.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

In that case, I guess he did well to even find the station

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

You get massive queues for the trams from there too, can easily take 30-45 minutes to just get on one (same to get out of the carpark). Transport logistics for that place not good at all.

If he goes again and is in a hurry best idea is to pre-book an uber for one location 10 minutes walk from the event. Or leave the event before the encores and leg it to the tram

Tbh £60 doesn't sound that bad given iirc you're not superclose to manc. You gonna make him repay you? If he's, say, over 18 (which he is iirc) I would be! (actions/consequences etc)

 

[Perkins : Reborn]

I was going to say, you get charged £60 from Wilmslow to south Manchester, so it's not that bad!

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

did things to dolphins

The Dolphin commited Suicide after his Wife quit wanking it off.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Jesus Wept, I swapped 1 X 450mg Pregab & a Spliff for some jacket made by Columbia lastnight as it's getting cold now & despite the jacket being robbed I didn't care.
Poor guy couldn't sell it or score so it was pregab & Ganja (which I know would have put him bang out better than the "Heroin" around atm) i just looked online what it's worth & nearly fell off the chair.

I'd never pay £110 for a Jacket, well I could tell in 20 seconds I'd got a good deal as it is very snug & warm but over £100 for a coat???!!!!!!
I'd never heard of this company till I Google searched the label on the front & it seems I've done well yet again.

 

[Perkins : Reborn]

All coats aren't built equal. Some of that outdoor stuff performs well and I have a gabardine trenchcoat that could stop a tornado.

Made the mistake of using that Red forum and posting in my local subreddit. Bad idea.

There was a thread about escalators and I joked about kicking children. Which saw my post disappear.

Other people joke about the child kicking? They do, so I say there was a competition to kick a child over a certain building.

BAN.

 

[placebonaut]

Jesus Wept, I swapped 1 X 450mg Pregab & a Spliff for some jacket made by Columbia lastnight as it's getting cold now & despite the jacket being robbed I didn't care.

bargain! I've never tried columbia but always thought they were meant to be a decent brand.

so I say there was a competition to kick a child over a certain building.

Deansgate?!

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

I have a gabardine trenchcoat that could stop a tornado.

"Blanefield Gabardine Double Breasted Trench Coat
Regular price£1,695
The Blanefield is a 3-season, Gabardine trench coat with a Fox Brothers detachable lining. Based on our heritage trench coat it features authentic details such as epaulettes, shoulder patches, belts and belted cuffs."

Da Fuck is that mate? It looks like something a Homosexual Doctor Who would wear in the 1940's.
I prefer to get frostbite than wear that.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

They do, so I say there was a competition to kick a child over a certain building.

BAN.

Jesus wept, we make jokes about who we would stick inside a Trebuchet & shott into Europe quite regular.
I used to say fill it with Cats till I got to know a cat, now I say fill it with shitty Teenage girls who play crap music on their phone too loud.

 

[Perkins : Reborn]

"Blanefield Gabardine Double Breasted Trench Coat
Regular price£1,695
The Blanefield is a 3-season, Gabardine trench coat with a Fox Brothers detachable lining. Based on our heritage trench coat it features authentic details such as epaulettes, shoulder patches, belts and belted cuffs."

Da Fuck is that mate? It looks like something a Homosexual Doctor Who would wear in the 1940's.
I prefer to get frostbite than wear that.

Mine's US Army Vietnam era issue. Very similar to the one Ian Curtis wore

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

bargain! I've never tried columbia but always thought they were meant to be a decent brand.

I'm starting to learn the pleasures of good clothing, sadly it's taken me till my mid 40's to get this level of joy in the rain & cold.
tbh if you saw a ratty faced junkie who smells & clearly off his head on Crack pull a jacket out of a foil-lined Aldi bag & he tried to sell it you in the street what would you do? 98% of people walk on but I've learned Junkies have good coffee, cheese, meat & clothing to sell & if it's late & they are getting sick they'll accept anything.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Mine's US Army Vietnam era issue. Very similar to the one Ian Curtis wore

NOW we are talking.

Ever seen the jacket The KLF wore at The Brits when they played with Extreme Noise Terror?

 

[placebonaut]

Regular price£1,695

how fucking much?!

 

[Perkins : Reborn]

NOW we are talking.

Ever seen the jacket The KLF wore at The Brits when they played with Extreme Noise Terror?

Yeah, that's a good jacket. Mine's similar but not equipped for the field like Bill's.

 

[Perkins : Reborn]

Had a bloods appointment today. Nurse was good, no pain even in my left arm.

At one point she (a Muslim) said she could feel a lot of kindness coming from me.

I had no heart to tell her I'm actually a devil worshipping scumbag.

 

[Bleaney]

BAN.

Just from the sub-forum, or from the entire platform?

 

[Perkins : Reborn]

Just from the sub-forum, or from the entire platform?

Just the Manchester subforum. I mean, if you were going to make absurd jokes anywhere, you'd expect that to be a safe bet.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

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ibb.co

ketamine, I posted a few weeks ago in regard to this stuff and said I'd take a pic of the next batch. you can see what I was on about now, it's literally like Meth in the form it comes in.

had such a deep trip yesterday, time bending and the ego dies as I take the form of a black blob that floats through space and time.
@placebonaut check the link mate, this is how my ket comes!!!!!

 

[placebonaut]

never seen it that big before! even I'd struggle to snort 1 of those