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🌟🌟 Social 🌟🌟 Gibberings ver. CCXIX - "what's new, c*nty chops?"

The drill music is embarrassing when they say 'Manny' (nobody says Manny), plus 99% of them live with their mothers.

Never scored in Piccadilly Gardens, although opportunities could be abundant. I just don't fancy being around there for long. It's the worst introduction anybody could have to our city.

Although once it did blow a hot indie girl's skirt up to her waist. That was okay.
 
A girl who I suspect is the daughter of the proprietor is currently working at our local shop.

She's a beautiful shade of black and usually wears cropped tops.

I have to make sure I'm not looking too hard, so I usually stare at my card while she wishes me a good evening.

I'm sleazy, but I'm not going to sleaze while she does her job.
 
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Zopiclone bandit said:
I don't fancy being there at any moment, it really looks like an outdoor Asylum.



what's the rest of the city like?
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The rest of the city? I'm biased, but a lot of people really like it. Lots of history and architecture to see.

In the suburbs it can be a bit more dangerous, but not the same as it used to be.
 
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sssooooo good.

B&M have a huge stash of them for sale, I wasn't sure about them to begin with as we all know B&M is a shop for poor people & I've lost count of the times I've seen huge signs posted at the entry to the shop where they have a product recall because the itme(s) they have sold are dangerous, the food is bad to eat, the perfume makes your skin go weird etc.......

I've always been one of those "straw" type people with a Twix & the small Kitkat, you bite both ends of the bar off & then put one part into a hot coffee & suck the liquid up, it makes all the inside go mushy & melts a little, you then stuff it all into your gob & bite, it is coffee & wafer perfection & this new type is beyond the level of a Twix, I have come close to finding snack perfection here.

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Zopiclone bandit said:
I don't fancy being there at any moment, it really looks like an outdoor Asylum.



what's the rest of the city like?
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You're no doubt basing that opinion on the dickhead 'content-creators' ie agent provocateurs. Mind pollution.

Picc gardens, while occasionally 'lively' is fine mostly, and Manchester is a banging city and most definitely England's second city in every metric bar population (soz Brummies, it's just clearly true)
 
ageingpartyfiend said:
You're no doubt basing that opinion on the dickhead 'content-creators' ie agent provocateurs. Mind pollution.

Picc gardens, while occasionally 'lively' is fine mostly, and Manchester is a banging city and most definitely England's second city in every metric bar population (soz Brummies, it's just clearly true)
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Tell 'em!

The Gardens are easily avoided anyway. At most you might have to walk around the edge.
 
Zopiclone bandit said:
sssooooo good.

B&M have a huge stash of them for sale, I wasn't sure about them to begin with as we all know B&M is a shop for poor people & I've lost count of the times I've seen huge signs posted at the entry to the shop where they have a product recall because the itme(s) they have sold are dangerous, the food is bad to eat, the perfume makes your skin go weird etc.......

I've always been one of those "straw" type people with a Twix & the small Kitkat, you bite both ends of the bar off & then put one part into a hot coffee & suck the liquid up, it makes all the inside go mushy & melts a little, you then stuff it all into your gob & bite, it is coffee & wafer perfection & this new type is beyond the level of a Twix, I have come close to finding snack perfection here.

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Yeah, these are fuckin awesome 👍
 
I’ve been to Manc a couple times. Really enjoyed the city. Very lively, lots to see and do. Could live without aggressively scallying scallies but you get versions of the same in any decent-sized city.

I recall the second time up there where the drummer in our band got bullied into buying egregiously scratched vinyls for extortionate prices because he was too scared to refuse when a couple reprobates were trawling them around the pub =D
 
can't get into gear today

was out with some old friends last evening and had a bakers dozen of beers, a few spliffs and a chillum with each beer before going to a different place where I had some white russians and some long island teas followed by more beers

then I ate a spacecake before riding my moto home

the fucking spacecake is really lingering
 
ageingpartyfiend said:
A wasp fell out of nowhere last night stone dead right under my reading lamp in an otherwise darkened room. Perhaps it exhausted itself on the long ass flight from Norfolk
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Was it a big cunt or just a bog standard wasp?

If it was a big cunt, then it was possibly a new queen freshly emerged from its pupal sac, desperate for nourishment and instead, ended up under your reading lamp, where it no doubt died from starvation and sheer exhaustion.

If it was a bog standard wasp, then it was possibly a worker that has now left the hive, as they do at this time of year because no more eggs are being laid, therefore no further nest building is required.

The problem is that the worker wasps (all wimmin) used to feed on the sugary excreta from the wasp larvae . Now that the larvae have all grown up, the wimmin have no food source.

So the little fuckers end up looking for sustenance in your can of beer, get pissed, then attack you like a bunch of Middlesborough chavs!

Fuckin love wasps me....
 
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F.U.B.A.R. said:
Was it a big cunt or just a bog standard wasp?

If it was a big cunt, then it was possibly a new queen freshly emerged from its pupal sac, desperate for nourishment and instead, ended up under your reading lamp, where it no dout died from starvation and sheer exhaustion.

If it was a bog standard wasp, then it was possibly a worker that has now left the hive, as they do at this time of year because no more eggs are being laid, therefore no further nest building is required.

The problem is that the worker wasps (all wimmin) used to feed on the sugary excreta from the wasp larvae . Now that the larvae have all grown up, the wimmin have no food source.

So the little fuckers end up looking for sustenance in your can of beer, get pissed, then attack you like a bunch of Middlesborough chavs!

Fuckin love wasps me....
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I hate the bastards, but @F.U.B.A.R. gave me respect for their civilisation.
 
Jackal said:
can't get into gear today

was out with some old friends last evening and had a bakers dozen of beers, a few spliffs and a chillum with each beer before going to a different place where I had some white russians and some long island teas followed by more beers

then I ate a spacecake before riding my moto home

the fucking spacecake is really lingering
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I was helping out in some pepper gardens around Kampot a few years ago and some of the ganj coming out of the Bokor Plateau was wild. Long spindly buds webbed with orange pistils, trichome sheen, mango pepper and durian (??) smells, racy paranoid and sweaty high. Good stuff, though it was pretty shit in that, as I gather, it was grown and tended to in a guerilla style by villagers and hill people before some local general would roll through and claim it for sale.

That kind of flower into an edible is setting a sail for west WEST. :LOL:
 


GTA VI yay or nay? Haven't gamed in a good 15 years or so, but wouldn't mind jumping on the horse again for this one - although that would necessitate getting a console, and a monitor, and the cables, and a subscription, x y z, so maybe best not.

Looks ace though.
 
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