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yeah, i lost the use of my left hand for a couple months due to a frayed nerve after passing out with my arm behind my head. careful, kids.
You might be a junkie if.....(version 2)
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8L4YN3
Bluelighter
If ya find it difficult to take anyones habit seriously unless it involves daily hypo use.
The Rock Monster
Bluelighter
youre a dopehead if.....
If you take a break so you can feel the dope better
If dope is your one and only priority
If you nod the entire time youre awake and not asleep.
If you sing along to Heroin by Lou Reed you know all the words and know exactly what he means and you feel passionately about heroin
If stop injecting dope is your new years resolution
If you hustle your dealers
If you sell heroin
If you dont care about stealing or scamming for drug money.
If all your dealers numbers is memorized even after deleting from phone
If youd do just about anything for drug $
If youve never missed a shot
If you dont register for blood (i got good bulgy veins) for giggles and luckily i never missed a shot
If you like exercise cuz it makes your veins bulge out.
If you dont tie off
If youre proud of how good youve become at shooting up dope
If you boast youve never missed a shot or had an abscess
When you tell a meth addict hes missing out cause he dont do black
If you get so good with a rig you barely feel the needle penetrating yet you absolutely know before registering that youre in a vein because theres always a popping sensation when penetrating a vein.
If you spend your time scheming and plotting for drug$
If you go on a year long bender after a relapse
Edit- thought of some more.
If youre from a middle class family yet youre living in a dope den in the slums with other addicts.
If your friends/associates/ partner in crime are career criminal jailbirds from some mexican prison gang cause theyre completely covered in tattoos.
If you find yourself gettin hard from fuckin with the streets for drug $
If an acquaintance thinks youre a gang member
If youve burglarized for a fix
If you live with your dealer
If your dealer considers you to be family
If youre friends with the lady who owns/runs a 24/7 crackhouse
If you get offered a job serving crack to custies at the crack spot
If your homeboy asks you to give him a shot in the neck
If you brag of stealing an ipad
If youre terrified of police
If one of the pitbulls at the crack house gets lose jumps the fence comes at you. Youre terrified of the huge square pit jaws chompin on your flesh, but the dog decides to jump into your cars driver side window whichs rolled down, and from there the pit jumps to the backseat and the whole time is barking ferociously at you. Somehow you manage to get away unscathed.
If your car has broken down in front of the crack house 4 times
If you think heroin is the best feeling youve ever felt
If you wish you had never done heroin in the first place
If you say i wouldnt wish addiction on my worst enemy
If youve been feeling so on top of the world you feel sorry for the suckers that live a normal life
If you dont think about sex because you prefer a shot of dope over a woman
If you take a break so you can feel the dope better
If dope is your one and only priority
If you nod the entire time youre awake and not asleep.
If you sing along to Heroin by Lou Reed you know all the words and know exactly what he means and you feel passionately about heroin
If stop injecting dope is your new years resolution
If you hustle your dealers
If you sell heroin
If you dont care about stealing or scamming for drug money.
If all your dealers numbers is memorized even after deleting from phone
If youd do just about anything for drug $
If youve never missed a shot
If you dont register for blood (i got good bulgy veins) for giggles and luckily i never missed a shot
If you like exercise cuz it makes your veins bulge out.
If you dont tie off
If youre proud of how good youve become at shooting up dope
If you boast youve never missed a shot or had an abscess
When you tell a meth addict hes missing out cause he dont do black
If you get so good with a rig you barely feel the needle penetrating yet you absolutely know before registering that youre in a vein because theres always a popping sensation when penetrating a vein.
If you spend your time scheming and plotting for drug$
If you go on a year long bender after a relapse
Edit- thought of some more.
If youre from a middle class family yet youre living in a dope den in the slums with other addicts.
If your friends/associates/ partner in crime are career criminal jailbirds from some mexican prison gang cause theyre completely covered in tattoos.
If you find yourself gettin hard from fuckin with the streets for drug $
If an acquaintance thinks youre a gang member
If youve burglarized for a fix
If you live with your dealer
If your dealer considers you to be family
If youre friends with the lady who owns/runs a 24/7 crackhouse
If you get offered a job serving crack to custies at the crack spot
If your homeboy asks you to give him a shot in the neck
If you brag of stealing an ipad
If youre terrified of police
If one of the pitbulls at the crack house gets lose jumps the fence comes at you. Youre terrified of the huge square pit jaws chompin on your flesh, but the dog decides to jump into your cars driver side window whichs rolled down, and from there the pit jumps to the backseat and the whole time is barking ferociously at you. Somehow you manage to get away unscathed.
If your car has broken down in front of the crack house 4 times
If you think heroin is the best feeling youve ever felt
If you wish you had never done heroin in the first place
If you say i wouldnt wish addiction on my worst enemy
If youve been feeling so on top of the world you feel sorry for the suckers that live a normal life
If you dont think about sex because you prefer a shot of dope over a woman
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HeWhoHowls
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These sound like diary excerpts.
You might be a junkie if you can't justify spending £40 on a weeks worth of food so you don't starve but would happily spend it on gear for that one day. You either can't go for a crap at all or if you are lucky you may manage to expel a few little round rabbit droppings.
If you are a bloke you sit on the toilet when you go for a piss cos you know you could be standing for a while trying to squeeze yr piss out.
The only item of shopping in Tesco you can go straight to is the aisle that contains foil rolls.
If you are a bloke you sit on the toilet when you go for a piss cos you know you could be standing for a while trying to squeeze yr piss out.
The only item of shopping in Tesco you can go straight to is the aisle that contains foil rolls.
HeWhoHowls
Bluelighter
38slug
Bluelighter
If you call a waffle with penut butter on it dinner and speed desert
DrapedUpDopedOut
Bluelighter
Lol! I do this all the time, I can't help it. Didn't realize anyone else does this too lmao. I tell my girlfriend (of 4 years who is a non-user) that I think people are either high/going to use/something to that effect all the time, and every time she says "Christopher, you think everybody is high or about to use drugs!" and a lot of the times, I'm actually pretty correct.
socalthizzn
Bluelighter
Your a guarenteed junkie when your hooking someone up with drugs but you need to take there money to get the drugs. "Wheres your investment cash junkie?"
Wow that's great, I do that as well.
I work at a very large supermarket chain and I see different people all day, and I judge everyone I see based on drugs.
DrapedUpDopedOut
Bluelighter
Haha, it's hard not to, right?
Especially when you work in an environment like that ya know.
Especially when you work in an environment like that ya know.
Surprisingly yes.
I notice that sometimes I will be working near the pharmacy and I will space out trying to figure out who the junkies are and who is waiting for their fresh script right now, dancing in line most likely because they are sick... while they plan on buying a pack of rigs ASAP.
GRINCH3369
Bluelighter
when your girl does the last of your dope "H", than helps you look for it thinking you lost it...
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When you boyfriend knows your an active user and you hide it from him and he keeps finding your stuff (rigs, etc) and then eventually just let's you use your drugs freely bc he knows your gonna anyway.
And when your boyfriend gets you your drugs bc he doesn't want you out on the streets coping. Plus he has tons of friends who sells pills. Mind you he has never done drugs in his life.
For me it's a win-win!!
And when your boyfriend gets you your drugs bc he doesn't want you out on the streets coping. Plus he has tons of friends who sells pills. Mind you he has never done drugs in his life.
For me it's a win-win!!
Fried Man
Bluelighter
-If you run out of toilet paper and don't have to buy any for a week.
(ah silly me, i just started a new thread and missed this one, so my new thread will probably get deleted...)
(ah silly me, i just started a new thread and missed this one, so my new thread will probably get deleted...)
8L4YN3
Bluelighter
when you are immensely proud of your venipuncture abilities.
when the indian nurse has 5 trys on one of your bulging veins, and still misses it, then asks you for advice because she can see where you have been hitting your veins before..
when the indian nurse has 5 trys on one of your bulging veins, and still misses it, then asks you for advice because she can see where you have been hitting your veins before..
Oxycondone
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Just did the stupidest thing:
You know you're a junkie when you go to Run (in windows) and instead of typing msconfig you type mscontin.
You know you're a junkie when you go to Run (in windows) and instead of typing msconfig you type mscontin.
Harrisment
Bluelighter
lol, winner.
comatoserct
Bluelighter
your summer outfit is shorts and a long sleeved shirt
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