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You know you're an Etard when... Vers. Wait..what?

When your at a house party, a couple of you are rolling and your in the middle of a conversation and your just rubbing the fuck out of your arms not knowing what your doing

When you try to light a cig and you hold the lighter to close, to far away, or cant even hit the cig (Normally I'll just ask kids to spark it for me lolll)

Trying to find a lighter for like 30 minutes and it was in your hand all that time...
 
When you insist that the massive stack of pillow pets is your new home until the vendor asks you to leave.

When you fall four times trying to walk out of a bus.

when you eat sand cause it felt nice on your face.
 
*When you go to ask your friend what time it is and you say: "I don't know when this was."

* When you are performing work tasks and then you realize that you are actually walking down the street.

*When you find yourself agreeing with everything that people are saying even when you completely disagree.

*When you are unaware that you are staring into a strobe light 1 inch away from your face.

*When you walk into a park and realize 10 minutes later that the group of people hanging out across the park were actually just a streetlight, a tree and a trash can.
 
Simona19 said:
*When you walk into a park and realize 10 minutes later that the group of people hanging out across the park were actually just a streetlight, a tree and a trash can.
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Lolz!
One night, my BF was showing me stuff on his phone and I was like "why are we staring at this picture of a bookcase?" and then realized it was a video of myself dancing earlier that night.
 
When you get caught up in texting people while walking down the street and you finally look up to realize you're in an unfamiliar neighborhood.

When you're on bluelight and click on a thread you'd like to post in and lay down a lengthy, in depth comment, only to realize after posting that you clicked the wrong thread.
 
You are walking around at an event, and you see someone else with gloves on and you get in to a finger gun fight.
 
When you LOVE running when you're rolling, because when the wind is in your face as you run, you feel like you're going 100 Miles an hour
 
When you have to post a comment on every new report on PR. Then you constantly check back to see if there's any new reports to comment on, or if there are any new comments on the report you just commented on, so you could comment on the comment.
 
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