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bignbrown said:
im going to have anal sex with the neighbours dog to cheer me up
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thank god im not your neighbour.....on that, would yer neighbour be one to have anal sex with too, or is the dog just too god damn irresistable

incidently did anyone ever see tht programme on c4 a good ew years back with the folks into beastyality, zoophilia or what ever its called, and there was this woman who lost her virginity to the dog? sick sick sick, and the feckers all standing round the horse goin on about how they like to stand on a bucket to fuck horses, im sure if ye had a good look on you tube itd be there some where


this isnt what i came here to gibber about tho, but bnb ye distracted me there ......

i jnever knew robert lindsay was citizen smith, aww mahn, im daft at times :)
 
effie said:
It sounds like it could be legal today, I didn't complete the week's induction at one job (call centre selling overpriced hearing aids to deaf old people) so didn't get paid a penny for the work I'd done. If its in your contract I imagine they can...

Rubbish though!

How's the job going Spadey?
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It's fucking garbage if I'm honest. It's two weeks training, this first week mostly spent in a 'training room' listening to a guy talk about how the systems work. Haven't really understood any of it tbh, lots of jargon and tech talk and over 20 different computer systems to understand...none of which I've gotten to grips with despite playing about with all week. Turns out job isn't actually anything like the job advertised at all, everyone interviewed for different roles and have been punted on this one with the agency saying "we think it suits you best". It doesn't fucking suit me best at all. I don't understand any of it. :\
 
smackcraft said:
why did you think you had the same birthday as me ? lol
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me fathers bday coz im blue light stalking ya ;) na, in another thread ye said that yer birthday was 13th hoping that today bein a 13th would be lucky for ya!!! bu t me dads scorpio 13th

ha hah a ha ha, yer crafting that many posts that yer forgetting what yev crafted ......you deserve a big smack!!!!!
 
Can any of the mathematicians among you simplify my personal life?

And after that, can you send an attractive, slightly geeky girl with a penchant for noisy music, smoky rooms, cheap humour and skinny drunks?

Yours faithfully,

Sammy G.
 
I had a bit of an episode in Co-op earlier. Went in after getting off the bus home from work for lotto and cider. Get my tickets n booze and go to checkout, doss bint that works there takes my shit and tells me it's £9. Got fuck all cash on me, not enough cash on my debit card so use my credit card which I have used many times at the Co-op. She tells me it isn't working, I ask her why and she says "Is it a bank card?". Course it fucking is, I never put my bus pass in the chip n pin machine you stupid bitch. She trys again then tells me that you can't buy Lotto tickets on cards which is untrue, have done it before many times. Meanwhile a big queue is forming behind me and people are tutting and huffing. She says I'll have to pay in cash, which I have none of and there's no ATM despite being 10 different shops here and a hotel & restaurant. I know I've only got a fiver at most on my debit card so cant pay for the lot so will pay for my lotto on the debit and my cider on credit...she tells me it's not possible to split the order so I say I'll cancel it instead (no other choice) and she tells me it's too late. She doesn't seem to grasp I've no cash and there's no ATM and keeps telling me I need to pay in cash. Ended up in an argument. Eventually stuck my debit card in and it went through, get home, checked net banking and see i did NOT have enough cash in but went through anyway and took me over my already maxed out overdraft limit which will cost me £25 for going overdrawn. FUCKING CUNTS! :X
 
you can so split it , thats utter shite !

makes no fucking difference if you pay with cash for half and card for the other half , as long as its a form of accepted payment and it covers the cost your fine

shes obviously a cunt mate

bit like the bitch i ran in with at tesco eh ;) lol
 
TheSpade said:
I had a bit of an episode in Co-op earlier. Went in after getting off the bus home from work for lotto and cider. Get my tickets n booze and go to checkout, doss bint that works there takes my shit and tells me it's £9. Got fuck all cash on me, not enough cash on my debit card so use my credit card which I have used many times at the Co-op. She tells me it isn't working, I ask her why and she says "Is it a bank card?". Course it fucking is, I never put my bus pass in the chip n pin machine you stupid bitch. She trys again then tells me that you can't buy Lotto tickets on cards which is untrue, have done it before many times. Meanwhile a big queue is forming behind me and people are tutting and huffing. She says I'll have to pay in cash, which I have none of and there's no ATM despite being 10 different shops here and a hotel & restaurant. I know I've only got a fiver at most on my debit card so cant pay for the lot so will pay for my lotto on the debit and my cider on credit...she tells me it's not possible to split the order so I say I'll cancel it instead (no other choice) and she tells me it's too late. She doesn't seem to grasp I've no cash and there's no ATM and keeps telling me I need to pay in cash. Ended up in an argument. Eventually stuck my debit card in and it went through, get home, checked net banking and see i did NOT have enough cash in but went through anyway and took me over my already maxed out overdraft limit which will cost me £25 for going overdrawn. FUCKING CUNTS! :X
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Should have bopped her in the face.
 
I am pretty sure your employer has to pay you for EVERY hour you work, even if you fuck around with the two weeks notice. On a side note, mine paid me for 5 weeks, after they fired me; had about 3 line managers, none of which communicated obviously.

Stacked it off my BMX on Wednesday, next to a pulled up bus of all places. Landed on my face, fucking shredded my palms something evil, also shredded the back of my hands somehow, gashed my knee and destroyed my favourite pair of shorts. Top it off with a potentially broken wrist; keep telling myself it is fine, but there is only so much I can lie to myself when I can not hold a cup of tea and scream like a birthing mother opening doors.
 
i had a really funny thought today i thought to share even if u dont find it funny i will tell anyway =D

for some reason the littlest hobo popped in to my mind, the dog and even the song for it and as i was walking towards the doctors i had this thought of what if they just used an actual hobo .. you know drunken guy, no teeth bad breath etc ... can u just imagine him at the end smiling next to teh family he helped their uncle bob get out of the well .. and hes standing there grinning with no teeth and a beer in his hand shaking quincies hand ... then the song come on and hes stumbling down the street drunk with his can =D

dunno where the fuck that came from but i had a good laugh to my self all the way there xD
 
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