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I saw a comedian last night who said 'Coke is so cut these days. It's half Harpic half Vim. The only plus is that when the police come and you flush it down the bog you're left with a sparkling pan'. It was quite funny in context.
 
smackcraft said:
admit it theres only your tinny and your own purple pole there
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Aye, I'll admit it. :

Show some pity for a recently-dumped wreckhead. You know you're pretty low when get your kicks from pseudo-homoerotic outpurings on a harm reduction forum. ;)

The closest I come to getting greasy these days is when I slap on the Nivea.
 
The PAIR of you, for fuck's sakes. Sam and Smacky, up a tree, taking part in sodomy. Where the hell did this come from? Have there been any previous marriages / uncivil partnerships on BL?
 
LMAO xD

umm well this kind of convo between us came from me being strung out one time and all confused .. i was calling female members guys and male members girls .. so then between me samhain and monsta we got in to a convo where i was calling them girls names and getting all funky ya know what im saying xD
 
No reacharound for you this weekend... god, I'm good at being vulgar. And camp.

I'd make a fantastic old queen.
 
what do u mean you would make a fantastic queen ... you have obviously forgot our weekend away in gran canaria

how could you !!

we will see who gets no reach around this weekend .....

time for mr whippy to come out ... and i will leave it to your imagination which kind of whippy that could be =D
 
What happens in Gran Canaria stays in Gran Canaria, okay?

Walls have ears, and they like to be fucked.
 
my grandma and granda were there while the gay parades were going on and they were at this cafe having a drink with 2 older guys in their 60's .. all dressed up proper for the parade .. you know pink shirt, soft spoken .. total camp etc etc

so they are in conversation and my grandma comes out with " so are you 2 brothers then "

my granda started pissing him self laughing as did the 2 guys xD

my grandma can be so naive lol

no jokes about my grand parents please, not vulgar ones anyway *
 
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smackcraft said:
seems pretty bad tbh .. looks like you can just report anyone and they will put up a blurry pic of them

do they do actual checks on these people or do they just post them up ?
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All the one's I found have been to court/convicted...
 
ah ok its actual convicted so i guess they must do checks

im surprised theres so little listed for my area tbh , i know for a fact there ware more than whats on their cos there was a bunch of them stuck out in teh sticks where i used to live and no one was told who it was, all we knew was there was acouple of them being put out there and a few people appeared on the scene but they done it at the same time as other normal people moved in so that you wouldnt know which one was the peado

we kind of guessed which one of them was though when the guy kept coming to our door with fruit as an excuse to stair at my ex's kid .. he even used to come and cut our grass in teh back garden with out asking while the kid was out playing .. fucking perve .. we told him to stop coming to the door or there would be trouble

we ended up moving after that but seems strange to stick them in place with no police around for miles and no one keeping an eye on them ... thats asking for trouble !

and when i say miles i mean about 15 miles is the next village with a shitty little cop hut
 
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