lol yo i got a funny story of some shit my boy told me about when he went to cop the other day...He was a long time dopehead, but he been clean for a like a year so none of his old numbers was up, so him and his boy took a drive to go cold cop in Paterson. They had just left work and they was both wearin red hoodies.
Now my boy knows paterson and he never had a problem, he know where to go and anytime he needed to he could always cold cop in like 3 minutes if he couldnt get his regular dudes.
But for some reason him and his boy was drivin all over and everywhere they went they would get the look and pull over and then the dudes would step back or ignore them.
So they kept drivin and everywhere they go, nobody will holla at them or flag em down, they see them but they wont serve em and they like yo, WTF, they keep seein mad dudes servin but they wont serve him.
They pulled up to one spot and they see a dboy workin and him and his boys come up to the car like they gonna serve, and then the one dudes like "OH SHIT, ITS *THOSE* NIGGAS!!" and they all start runnin the fuck away from the car as fast as they can.
So my boys like yo, Wat the FUCK is the deal here? Everybody they see is like scared as hell of servin em, as soon as they see em they either run away or act like they aint sellin....
Finally they see one of the same cats that ran off before and he leans over in the car and gets a good look at them and he says to his boys "Oh yall, its aight, those is WORK HOODIES!"
It turned out that lately the Guardian Angels muthafuckas been all over paterson. its this group of civilian do gooder nosey ass neighborhood watch mutha fuckas who all dress in red and then drive around tryna cop and then call the cops, like they do "citizens arrest" or some bullshit like that, on some "cleanin up the neighborhood" shit. They report crimes, they try to stop people robbin folks, etc, all that kinda snitch-ass bullshit.
So cuz my boy and his boy was in the red hoodies everybody was scared to serve em cuz they thought they was those bitches. LOL, it was a funny story, so the moral is if you tryna cold cop in paterson, dont be wearin no red, I mean you shouldnt be wearin all red anyways if you know wats up but theres just one more reason lol.