• 🇬🇧󠁿 🇸🇪 🇿🇦 🇮🇪 🇬🇭 🇩🇪 🇪🇺
    European & African
    Drug Discussion

    Welcome Guest!
    Posting Rules Bluelight Rules
  • EADD Moderators: Pissed_and_messed | Shinji Ikari

The Angry Thread: Debt Until Death...

Status
Not open for further replies.
^ It is a legal requirment for any trading store over a set amount of floor space; per square ft.

Im not 100% sure whether those guidelines are set out locally by the borough councils, or as whole nationwide; I cant remember which one it is now.

I have a feeling its set out locally, so one council may have a different size to another; but each council will definitley have a limit.
 
^ Well, you guys are just a law unto yourselves. :D

Im not sure about Scotland, but definitly England that law stands.

Tescos are pretty savvy. They no the rules, this is why the metro type stores can open between early morning and 11 at night on Sundays. You generally wont see a larger store than A Tesco metro open all day on A Sunday.

The size of those stores would just about fall into the floor space legal requirment, so anything under that size or smaller, like newsagents, off licenses, take aways etc get away with it.
 
We have sad bastards knocking on our front doors at 9am demanding an explanation as why were not open and when they will be able to return there fiflthy knickers
 
^ Anne Summers?

Never knew that was your type of thing Matt! :D

Your secrets safe with us...

You can open but your not allowed to take money until a set time on a Sunday morning. Youll usually find some of the larger stores opening half an hour earlier for customers to browse round and shop; but they cant do any transactions until whenever it is, 10 or 11am.
 
I still sometimes feel angry about the circumstances in which i left my last job.

The short version is the boss was a bully and an arsehole - not just to me but to everyone in the small shop i worked at, to the point where it wasn't worth minimum wage to be miserable and surrounded by other miserable people who were all too desperate to leave and get a better job elsewhere. Last time i've encountered such petty bullying was secondary school and i wouldn't go back there for minimum wage either.

However, i have been getting my revenge. Via online review sites that allow customers to review shops they've used. Using my insider knowledge of their operations i've been slowly lowering their already pretty low average ratings by posting strongly worded negative (imaginary but accurately representative) reviews of the kind of service i know they provide. It makes me feel warm inside:)
 
Whoever said a spliff cures hangovers is a liar.
I'm just hungover and high.
Maybe nobody actually said that.
 
Munroe said:
Whoever said a spliff cures hangovers is a liar.
I'm just hungover and high.
Maybe nobody actually said that.
Click to expand...

sometimes it does, sometimes it makes you want to die. kinda hard to tell which way it'll go
 
Spliffs usually make my hangover more bearable not by curing it but everything's better whn yr a bit stoned.

Smoking cigs makes me want to die though, which is a bit of a pisser - balancing the nicotine craving and the inevitable dizzyness, nausea and feelings of impending doom.
 
Believe it or not, even though I feel anxious as fuck, when hungover, (and weed can also make me anxious) a spliff does actually sort me out, to a certain extent. It's just one of those paradoxical things, for me.
 
Hangovers need a spliff, Lucozade or Irn Bru (strictly cans - the bottles are vile) and diazepam.

My housemates are quite a bit younger than me (not that I make any judgments on that necessarily, as I have quite a few younger friends) but they think they're in an episode of erm... Friends. They're okay and everything, but so excessively sociable that I doubt any of them have half an hour alone in a day. Always having people over. Seriously. :X

I, on t'other hand, am more like something from an episode of Rising Damp. It won't last.

It won't last. Miss Jones.
 
TheSpade said:
Sounds like your just a miserable, old, loner. :D
Click to expand...

Fuck off! I love company. Just select company, dahling. I'm happy with random folk at designated parties, but this is not one, and it's Thursday.

In the meantime one of their guests unplugged the communal router. Not happy, especially as the conversation consists of innuendo so bad even I wouldn't entertain it. :\
 
SamhainGrim said:
Fuck off! I love company. Just select company, dahling. I'm happy with random folk at designated parties, but this is not one, and it's Thursday.

In the meantime one of their guests unplugged the communal router. Not happy, especially as the conversation consists of innuendo so bad even I wouldn't entertain it. :\
Click to expand...

With your talk of DESIGNATED parties and no socialising on Thursday, you sound like a real barrel of laughs. ;)
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top