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TheBeatles

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so i'm gonna try cannabis in a few days for the first time, anything i need to know? i keep hearing things like first timers dont get high? thanks
 
TheBeatles said:
so i'm gonna try cannabis in a few days for the first time, anything i need to know? i keep hearing things like first timers dont get high? thanks
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Don't worry about not getting high, worry about not freaking the fuck out. I wish that I didn't get high my first time, personally. I don't mean that I wish it never happened, I just wish it eased in a little easier.

I would definitely recommend trying it just to get a feel for the effects and just seeing how you react. If your body doesn't get along well with THC, then trust me, you'll know.
 
Inhale correctly, and hit a bong. You'll be golden. Oh and try not to fit the stoner stereotype.
 
TheBeatles said:
thanks. and how much should i do my first time?
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As much as it takes you for your perception to change. You'll know if you're high or not. And if you do get scared or whatever, just keep in mind that it will end.

And protip: no one knows that you are baked.
 
freehugs said:
And protip: no one knows that you are baked.
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This is a paranoia that I have never gotten over. Seems impossible for me.


To prevent a panic attack, I would recommend going as small and slow as possible, especially if you're using quality bud. If you're using a bong, smoke .1 in a hit and see how you feel a few minutes later. Repeat as desired. Don't smoke up as much as possible in a short amount of time. If you're rolling a J, do NOT smoke it like a cigarette.
 
Voxide said:
This is a paranoia that I have never gotten over. Seems impossible for me.
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It took me some time, but I practiced around my friends parents first, then my own. I mean as long as you put in eyedrops, people really can't say anything.

And I have talked to a cop high as tits before, so if she couldn't tell, no one can haha.
 
freehugs said:
It took me some time, but I practiced around my friends parents first, then my own. I mean as long as you put in eyedrops, people really can't say anything.
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I can't imagine how I would react if someone jokingly asked if I smoked that day, lol. Whenever I'm high everybody sounds like a sarcastic asshole.
 
Voxide said:
I can't imagine how I would react if someone jokingly asked if I smoked that day, lol. Whenever I'm high everybody sounds like a sarcastic asshole.
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I always say either no, or what gives you that impression. And if they say my eyes are low, then I say I'm tired. Like seriously, no one knows but I guess its just something that you get used to. Practice makes perfect.
 
For your first time it won't take much at all the first two hits should already get you going.
and yeah like they said just inhale right and try not to freak out, I was smoking with somebody and it was there first time and he started saying shit like "im gunna die", and "i can barley breathe", and shit like that, totally killed it
 
RiverRat said:
For your first time it won't take much at all the first two hits should already get you going.
and yeah like they said just inhale right and try not to freak out, I was smoking with somebody and it was there first time and he started saying shit like "im gunna die", and "i can barley breathe", and shit like that, totally killed it
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Jesus Christ. I couldn't handle that shit. I'm edgy enough when I'm high alone. I would probably strangle the kid if he was around me.
 
I get really on edge only when I am around sober dickheads who like to tell me that everyone knows and that they are all undercover cops. So as long as you don't have homo friends with you you'll be good
 
psychomimetic said:
Why do you smoke if it makes you that on-edge?
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Because I never go into it expecting that will happen. After a few weeks of not smoking, you kind of forget what being high even feels like. I could probably still count on 2 hands the number of times that I've smoked. 1 of them was a panic attack from hell, where I literally prayed to God to kill me already and make it quick, 1 of them was an awesome experience, and the rest were all paranoia and anxiety in smoke form. Despite this I keep coming back.
Warm n fuzzy said:
I get really on edge only when I am around sober dickheads who like to tell me that everyone knows and that they are all undercover cops. So as long as you don't have homo friends with you you'll be good
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Also this. If people pressure you to smoke more after you're already ripped, don't listen.
 
Voxide said:
Because I never go into it expecting that will happen. After a few weeks of not smoking, you kind of forget what being high even feels like. I could probably still count on 2 hands the number of times that I've smoked. 1 of them was a panic attack from hell, where I literally prayed to God to kill me already and make it quick, 1 of them was an awesome experience, and the rest were all paranoia and anxiety in smoke form. Despite this I keep coming back.


Also this. If people pressure you to smoke more after you're already ripped, don't listen.
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It sounds like you shouldn't smoke anymore imo
 
whatever you do, dont swallow smoke,
just inhale it like you would with a cigarette

ive seen so many people get super nauseaus and vomit from swallowing smoke
 
Mysterie said:
whatever you do, dont swallow smoke,
just inhale it like you would with a cigarette

ive seen so many people get super nauseaus and vomit from swallowing smoke
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I've never had that happen to me in the years I've smoked that seems like a shitty situation.
 
Have at least half a gram of bud with you. Smoke a few bongs, and like others say inhale the smoke and hold it for a couple of seconds if you can.
 
freehugs said:
It took me some time, but I practiced around my friends parents first, then my own. I mean as long as you put in eyedrops, people really can't say anything.

And I have talked to a cop high as tits before, so if she couldn't tell, no one can haha.
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Haha. You're from S.C. The cops around here are different from the rest of the world, they could care less if you're smoking weed, in facet, I'm pretty sure most of the cops here are high. Unless of course you're in Scotts Valley... Not to mention you can walk around downtown S.C. with a lit joint and no one will say shit.

Mysterie said:
whatever you do, dont swallow smoke,
just inhale it like you would with a cigarette

ive seen so many people get super nauseaus and vomit from swallowing smoke
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I've never got nauseas of swallowing smoke, I do it on purpose sometimes because burping smoke = win IMO

Also, buy some bubbles, like the ones you used to blow as a kid. When you're high, blow smoke in them and pop em in a minute or so. They make awesome smoke clouds when you pop em. If you're talented enough to blow smoke rings, blow those into the bubbles.
 
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