Warped Reality
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- Nov 30, 2010
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Beat the living hell out of my (ex) mother's boyfriend, visited him in the hospital, gave him flowers, then stole his wallet.
He was a proper cunt though. I didn't do it because I wanted drugs I did it because he deserved it.
Oh and I've robbed the occasional weed dealer, like the little kids you know - they think they're all hard because they're making 2 dollars profit for each gram they sell... Hahahah, probably was the funniest thing I've ever done. I was completely shit-faced and my buddy came up to me and was like "Hey I just got this kid willing to sell us an ounce for 160 you wanna go buy it?" so I replied back "Will he do it for free?" then my buddy was like "What are you up to..." then I was like nothing, and put a pellet gun in my back pocket (which looks exactly like a real gun, it was metal and everything) so we went to meet up with him and he started acting all tough like "Ey boys whats good how much you need" so I pulled it out and was like "All of it, and whatever's in your pockets." then he was like "I can't do that buddy, I gotta make money." so I was like "Alright the jokes on you then" and my buddy and I put some random ski masks on that we found (we had no intentions on hurting him, just saying) - THAT SCARED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM. We got his phone, an ounce of weed, and about 170 dollars. We were laughing for days about it.
Now mind you all, I respect good drug dealers - but this kid was like 15, and the weed was SHIT. I mean he should have been calling us saying "I'll pay you 160 to smoke an ounce of this weed" that's how bad it was.
He was a proper cunt though. I didn't do it because I wanted drugs I did it because he deserved it.
Oh and I've robbed the occasional weed dealer, like the little kids you know - they think they're all hard because they're making 2 dollars profit for each gram they sell... Hahahah, probably was the funniest thing I've ever done. I was completely shit-faced and my buddy came up to me and was like "Hey I just got this kid willing to sell us an ounce for 160 you wanna go buy it?" so I replied back "Will he do it for free?" then my buddy was like "What are you up to..." then I was like nothing, and put a pellet gun in my back pocket (which looks exactly like a real gun, it was metal and everything) so we went to meet up with him and he started acting all tough like "Ey boys whats good how much you need" so I pulled it out and was like "All of it, and whatever's in your pockets." then he was like "I can't do that buddy, I gotta make money." so I was like "Alright the jokes on you then" and my buddy and I put some random ski masks on that we found (we had no intentions on hurting him, just saying) - THAT SCARED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM. We got his phone, an ounce of weed, and about 170 dollars. We were laughing for days about it.
Now mind you all, I respect good drug dealers - but this kid was like 15, and the weed was SHIT. I mean he should have been calling us saying "I'll pay you 160 to smoke an ounce of this weed" that's how bad it was.
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