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Mailmonkey said:
I imagine he was inundated with offers via PM from most of our female members. Guys like that, with that kind of patter, don't tend so sit on the shelf for long with a dry dick for company.
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Or geezers. Some posts are a tad sexually ambiguous. I've read about this internet grooming stuff but thought the worst I'd encounter on a drug forum would be some chancer hoping to offload his duff coke. Still suspect his day job involves amusing cards and telephone kiosks.

Imagine all you will, I wanna hear it from the horse's mouth. Unless there's something in it right now, arf arf.

Come on in, wet dick, your public demands to know!
 
Mailmonkey said:
I imagine he was inundated with offers via PM from most of our female members. Guys like that, with that kind of patter, don't tend so sit on the shelf for long with a dry dick for company.
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Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap! Funny, I like this.

By the way, what's this 'emotional intelligence' bidness he was pulling a page or so back anyway? I've seen it crop up from time to time and OK, I may well be making assumptions based on a total motherfucker of an awful day from hell which has genuinely surprised me by delivering a whole load of new shit on top of all the old fucking shit which was grazing the tops of my nostrils even before this new faecal hosepipe gave vent to a deafening maelstrom of other people's plop-plops... but.... isn't the cornerstone of this (cough cough bullshit as invoked via the medium of books with cough bullshit bullshit! badly typeset covers in clashing colours written by cough bullshit cough cough Gillian McKeith-level self-styled doctors ahem ahem bullshit cough bullshit cough cough bullshit) 'science' the ability to judge the moods of others and moderate your behaviour accordingly? Cos matey OP here shows fuck all of that in spades.
 
jancrow said:
Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap! Funny, I like this.

By the way, what's this 'emotional intelligence' bidness he was pulling a page or so back anyway? I've seen it crop up from time to time and OK, I may well be making assumptions based on a total motherfucker of an awful day from hell which has genuinely surprised me by delivering a whole load of new shit on top of all the old fucking shit which was grazing the tops of my nostrils even before this new faecal hosepipe gave vent to a deafening maelstrom of other people's plop-plops... but.... isn't the cornerstone of this (cough cough bullshit as invoked via the medium of books with cough bullshit bullshit! badly typeset covers in clashing colours written by cough bullshit cough cough Gillian McKeith-level self-styled doctors ahem ahem bullshit cough bullshit cough cough bullshit) 'science' the ability to judge the moods of others and moderate your behaviour accordingly? Cos matey OP here shows fuck all of that in spades.
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Yeah yeah, maybe Ms McKeith moonlights for one of the services I suspect the OP advertises.

I just want to know if it's wet yet. The luck I'm having finding out I may as well be spanking the monkey. No more intellectual pontifications, please, just the dick's jiggy jig news. In all its sordid glory.
 
Love this thread, makes me cringe a bit - yeah i seem like a real catch. Yes i got 'jiggy' & no it wasn't with a ho! Nice to know info here & there possibly for the future. I laid off smoking weed for a few weeks & my libido came back with a passion. It's like even when i wasn't thinkng about sex girls would suddenly be giving me the eye- when i'm stoned it's like there's not a drop of testosterone in my body. I love a smoke but i think it puts you at risk of becoming sterile!

& c'mon guys & girls all i said was 'sucky fucky from a ho', it was in good humor to help make the first post a good read. So many of you got up on your high horse just for the sake of sounding above it all. Balls to them!
 
doppelganga196 said:
& c'mon guys & girls all i said was 'sucky fucky from a ho', it was in good humor to help make the first post a good read.
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No, it was because you're either:

a) A sexist prick (and possible virgin) with contempt for the opposite gender because of your lack of 'conquests' outside your palm

b) A sadly repressed gay man whose denial manifests itself as sexualised subjugation of women

c) A reasonably nice yet slightly troubled and shy young man who sadly bowed to what he thought would be the style of 'banter' on a drugs forum and got a little more a backlash than he hoped for. Maybe even took something on board, with any luck.

Your revisionism is almost impressive, I'll give you that. Maybe I even suscribe to something other than option 'a'. I'm not telling though. Just remember, the world is watching.
 
SamhainGrim said:
No, it was because you're either:

a) A sexist prick (and possible virgin) with contempt for the opposite gender because of your lack of 'conquests' outside your palm

b) A sadly repressed gay man whose denial manifests itself as sexualised subjugation of women

c) A reasonably nice yet slightly troubled and shy young man who sadly bowed to what he thought would be the style of 'banter' on a drugs forum and got a little more a backlash than he hoped for. Maybe even took something on board, with any luck.

Your revisionism is almost impressive, I'll give you that. Maybe I even suscribe to something other than option 'a'. I'm not telling though. Just remember, the world is watching.
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LOL this is what i'm on about! people getting sooo worked up about it!!!
 
Girls girls.

Let's not make a mountain out of a molehill. Not a ref to OPs lunchbox. Where there's no love you have to have humour. S why sharp working girls are a delight, they gotta laff

Wot a lousy ending. I once danced with a girl who once danced with a man who once got his legover. Someplace. That's it? I wager he was good.

I've lost interest now he's not off whoring. OP's been playing the thread like one of those guys who ask for a lengthy menu, then make their excuses and leave.

Once he's the love of a good woman etc
 
SamhainGrim said:
No, it was because you're either:

a) A sexist prick (and possible virgin) with contempt for the opposite gender because of your lack of 'conquests' outside your palm

b) A sadly repressed gay man whose denial manifests itself as sexualised subjugation of women

c) A reasonably nice yet slightly troubled and shy young man who sadly bowed to what he thought would be the style of 'banter' on a drugs forum and got a little more a backlash than he hoped for. Maybe even took something on board, with any luck.

Your revisionism is almost impressive, I'll give you that. Maybe I even suscribe to something other than option 'a'. I'm not telling though. Just remember, the world is watching.
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I thought you had left this thread peacefully you emo prick, now go do your mascara and fringe and fuck off
 
black king said:
If I wasn't happy with myself then maybe I would perhaps come on the internet and start judging other people by my own miserable standards to let out some pent up frustration, but I don't I''m very accepting of other peoples lifestyle choices and habits!
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black king said:
I thought you had left this thread peacefully you emo prick, now go do your mascara and fringe and fuck off
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something up bk? :(
 
No I was just taking the piss out of the throw back trash over there!

I never said there was anything wrong with being emo, wearing mascara or having a fringe. I don't like pricks though!!
 
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